I was hanging out at the show
Feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here
I saw her at the door
And she looked as bored
As me, so I got her in

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance
Like the other weirdos do

I saw she brought a camera
She danced the groin-o-rama
And we were really having fun
I told her I was the lead singer
I felt like Harvey Klinger
And then she smacked me in the head

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance
Like the other weirdos do

I put her on the guest list at the show
And now I get to watch her dance
Like the other weirdos do

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