E-40 L.I.Q Lyrics

[E-40]
Mobb that s___ out n____!
Bosko, mobb that s___, BEYOTCH!
Mobb s___ (mobb s___)
We invented this s___ (what'd we do?)
Boy I helped pioneer this
Boy I helped pioneer this..
.. HOE BEOTCH!

I'm irkin; head spinnin dome swervin
Emergin to the right to the left, see three, hallucinatin
Stoned ain't got a lick but a bra protection on my phone
therefore that'll make it this that much easier
for anybody with a computer that got the right data information
software to CLONE, clone it off the streets - how much?
Basshead dis down playa price boy a hundred piece (hundred piece)
s___ I don't figure dat dere ain't no mo' worse than clonin sheep
Just understand, I dub this for my weeples
More hair on my face than my daddy do (daddy do)
I guess it's them steroids that they been puttin in our food (in our food)
s___ the man behind the counter at the liquor store asked him for ID
before he get to askin me and if he ask me for ID then I'ma get
?? b____ to use some of that swindlin a__ fast-fast talkin
con man ?? in the ghetto urban reverse psychology
n____z got it tough out here; tough out here, it's rough
n____z got it rough out here; n____ out here it's tough

Chorus: E-40 (repeat 2X)

Let's____ the weed spot, let's____ the L.I.Q.
Let's____ the liquor sto', let's____ the L.I.Q.
Let's____ the house party, let's____ the L.I.Q.
"Pull up sideways, doin about a buck-fifty"

[E-40]
"Hello my friend!" Whassuper dude?
Give me a pack of sunflower seeds
and a box of larger size Magnum rubbers
A generic lemon squeeze lime juice
and a bottle of Goldschlager
A pack of licorice, lick-em-and-lock-em Zig-Zags
a hard boiled egg and them pickled pig feet (pickled pigs feet)
s___ I gotta do as much f___in and partyin as I can
I gotta go turn myself in next week (BEOTCH)
I'm up all night - playawhatchagonnabedoin?
Up in somebody's ?? layin pipe
b____betalkinaboutsuin and try to accuse yo' a__ of rape;
cause you rap
Sa' HOE, I ain't even tryin to entertain that
See I dip in mo' holes than a golf ball
p____ fallin all out of my Granada
Squabs in Kansas City, squabs in Colorado
Learned how to pop my collar in the city where they shot The Mack
Dem were some of the players that helped tie my shoes and lace me
name was Curtis and B.O.
Well whaddya know? Doo doo dirt clucks ??
Messy and tap that a__ fool we in hella mo' (BEOTCH)
b____-a__ n____z like B-Legit and ?? ??
and Mac-Shon, mack D-Shot and Lil' Bruce - BEOTCH!

Chorus

[E-40]
On the dope track where the bassheads be comin through
I see more killings and more hop than the kangaroo
My baby's momma she sick, she on that glass d___
Be crawlin all on the RUG lookin for that s___!
Hogan High School prom queen right?
On her hands and knees pickin up lint and anything that's white
That's how you can tell that a dopefiend's gone psycho
when they get to hah.. lookin all out the curtains with they high beams
On the corner, be that dice game unfoldin (what happened?)
One of my dudes, SERIOUSLY, he rollin
then a couple of fools pull up and went for theirs a-course
with intentions of splittin my wig but it wound up gettin reversed
I left they kite flyin, down for the grind, witnesses dissolve
A prime example of bad karma, Murphy's Law
If you gon' be a fool then be a fool, s___
But just know when to act a fool and who to act a fool with!

Chorus

[E-40] Hoeeeeeeeeee! s___!
"I don't care, call the cops.."
Mob s___
"I don't care, call the cops.."
Mob s___'ll never fall
Mob s___ gon' always sell through, smell that?
What mob s___ do?
"I don't care, call the cops.."
All mob s___ do is quadruple
I'm in this b____, irkin like a m_________er
"I don't care, call the cops.."
f___in s___, BEOTCH!
"I don't care, call the cops.."
Yeah that's that s___
"I don't care, call the cops.."
See that's that s___ that get a n____ krunk, right there
That's that s___ that'll get a n____ buck, on they hoe a__
Mobb that s___ out n____!
Bosko, mobb that s___ - they ain't knowin
Oooo-eeee-oooh, see I spit that s___ too look here
Oooo-eeee-oooh, make the s___ go like this here
Oooo-eeee-oooh...