Unknown Arnolds Pizza Shop Lyrics

Hello. You've reached Arnolds pizza shop. I'm not here now, I'm out killing pepperoni! If you want to reach me, if you want a pizza, I don't care cuz I'm not here, Can't you realize that idiot! But if you need a pizza sometime during the next few days, I can have it delivered to you. Or maybe I will staple it to you! I don't care what you want on it, every pizza comes with pepperoni and with 9 millimeter bullets on it. If you don't like it, I don't care cuz you'll recieve one anyhow! The only difference is, maybe the 9 millimeter bullets will be in a gun or, maybe they'll be on your pizza! If you don't f___ around,I'll give you good pizza. If you do f___ around, I'll take a pepperoni and punch it through your head! So, if you want mushroom, shut up! If you want broccoli, what the hell is broccoli anyway, shut up with the broccoli! If you want something crazy like pineapple, I'LL KILL YOU! If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place. If not you're an idiot, you deserve to die! So, leave your name, number, serial number, how tall you are, weather you're seseptible to any deseases and, if you are, I'll come over. Maybe I'll give you a pizza, maybe I'll break off your arm!