<Unknown> Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown goes down Lyrics

Hey there, people, i'm bobby brown
They say i'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Tiny heinie ho!
Here i am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp
I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later i'll rape her

Oh god i am the american dream
I do not think i'm too extreme
An' i'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a new glove 'n' be real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Women's liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, i was not ready
When i f___ed this d___ by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my b____ in a vice, but she left the d___
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh god i am the american dream,
But now i smell like vaseline
An' i'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am i a boy or a lady...i don't know which
I wonder...wonder...hi-ho silver!...

So i went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but i'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks even think about tonso
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'long as i gets a little golden shower
Oh god i am the american dream
With a spindle up my b___ till it makes me scream
An' i'll do anything to get ahead
"hi-ho silver!"
Oh god, oh god, i'm so fantastic!
"hi-ho silver!"
And my name is bobby brown

And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"
Way!
And my name is bobby brown
"hi-ho silver!"