Taped Recording Lyrics

Bonding: Hmm.. Where the hell is this Pliskin character!? This must be that famous American "fashionably late" stuff. (shrugs laughter) maybe he took the money and left. Wait... what money...?

Unknown: Uh, sir, can I help you, because you look a little lost.

Bonding: Thanks, but no thanks I'm waiting on a man to pick me up, but hey could you be of a__istance to direct to where is the nearest skydollars?

Unknown: Look around you man you're already here.

Bonding: Okay, thanks, uh one more thing where is the nearest telephone booth?

Unknown: Right over there.

Bonding: Thanks; you've been very helpful.
unknown walks off and calls someone on his cellphone
Unknown: I'm in position, Bondings' here.

at the phone booth he attempts to call for this pliskin character to pick him up

Bonding: Uh, dang where'd that number go? Oh, here it is.

punches in the number

Taped Recording: Hello... You have reached the office of Pliskin. If you're calling about the waterbed it's already been sold. If your calling about the personal ad, I enjoy long walks on the beach, cute puppies, and crying during the end of the movie "t__anic". Also during romantic movies as well. All this and if you... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
Bonding: Ahh!
turns around
Taped Recording: If you turned around, please press 1, so you may listen to a looped recording of me laughing at your foolishness. (recording starts laughing)

Pliskin: HEEEY! Over here. There you are. Sorry I was late I had to go see a man about a horse and a horse about a man. I'm Pliskin and I'll be your guide for your duration of this trip. Who'd you just call?

Bonding: Oh... Just responding to a personal ad....

Pliskin: Where to, Captain America?

Bonding: First coffee, I shoot better when my nerves are shot and my hands are shaking, and then we leave.

Pliskin: Okay, you're the boss, but if we ain't leaving in 15 minutes I'm outta here.

Bonding: Why? Got a hot date?

Pliskin: I dunno. Maybe, haven't checked my voice mail yet...