Harry Potter in the Hood Lyrics

H.P. IN THE HOOD

I'm a boy named Harry both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin in the ghetto earnin wizard street
cred!

In the common room crib I be chillin with the
Shorties,

My homies and me be drinkin b___er Beer forties
Malfoy is the boy I'd like to kick in the rump
We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride the big birdy
Buckbeak is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty
I pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers
I once cut a house elf just to take his sneakers
Voldemort is my b____, fool he aint no man
I can't wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban....

(CHORUS)

HARRY: My NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", YOU SEE

GIRLS: He's the magic man
he puts the hex in the city
don't call him Harry Potter

HARRY: 'cause my name is H. Piddy.

(VERSE 2)

When Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone
So I Hufflepuff the chronic till the Sorcerer's Stoned
At the drive thru in my Invisibility cloak
For the Order of the Phoenix I'll take fries and a
c__e
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans
I be Grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings
the muggles all see me as a nifty gent
but I can take more bullets than 50 Cent.
An evil spell can cause a bad reaction
like a day care center run by Michael Jackson
Drinkin Polly-Juice potion when I'm in the hood carousin'
Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000

(CHORUS)

HARRY: My NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", YOU SEE
GIRLS: He's the magic man
he puts the hex in the city
don't call him Harry Potter
HARRY: 'cause my name is H. Piddy.

(VERSE 3)

Water skiing with Hagrid in the castle trough
On the carpet eatin burgers like Hasslehoff
I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate phonies
I showed the world my privates in that show about
ponies
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie-
got this b____in gear from Fubu, and it's super-fly
A wizard is judged by his ice and his threads,
Galleon gold in my grill, extensions in my dreads
The ladies all love me cause I look so fine
I'm poppin out more babies than Federline
2 parts pumpkin juice one part Mr. Pibb
a dime bag of flu-powder to get back to the crib.
A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool
one sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul

(CHORUS)

HARRY: HIS NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R", YOU SEE
GIRLS: He's the magic man
he puts the hex in the city
don't call him Harry Potter

HARRY: 'cause my name is H Piddy.

GIRLS: In the hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood
He uses magic powers for the forces of good
He eradicates evil, he protects the poor

HARRY: I get a little (pause) on my Dumbledoor!