2nu Count 'Em Up Queek Lyrics

Written & Produced By: Jock Blaney & Michael Nealy

COUNT EM UP QUEEK (CLIVE d___Y'S)
"HOME OF THE NO SPLINTER, FULL WOODY, TROPICAL DREAM VACATION AND SPA SALON..."
©NU MUSIC, LLC

I NEEDED A VACATION.....
YOU KNOW... SOMEPLACE EXOTIC.. WHERE BEAUTIFUL FULL BODIED NATIVE GIRLS REEK OF COCONUT SCENTED SUNTAN LOTION A PLACE I COULD DRINK THE WATER... AND ALL FOR JUST 49-95. SO, CALL CLIVE d___Y'S... THE HOME OF THE "NO SPLINTER" "FULL WOODY" TROPICAL DREAM VACATION AND SPA SALON. TWO HOURS LATER... THERE I AM... LOOKIN' STRAIGHT INTO THE EYES OF MONA "THE MONKEY WOMAN", WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... MY ZIGGY MARLEY ACCENT KICKS IN....
(NARDO CHORUS)

UGH OH POLA.. WHATCHA GOT DOWN DER...
LOOKACHO BELLY MAN... PUT IT IN DE AIR...
PICKEM UP, PUT 'EM DOWN.. COUNT 'EM UP QUEEK.....
WATCHA GOT DAR BRUDDER... HOW MUCH IT GUNNA TAKE...
LEMME KNOW BIGALOW... CAT GOTCHA TONGUE...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN.... KACHICKY BOO CHUNG.....

(GIRLS CHORUS)
COME ON SUGAR TAKE A WALK WITH ME.....
DOWN ON THE SAND BY THE DEEP BLUE SEA...
TAKE OFF YER SHOES, GUNNA STAY FOR A WEEK...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... COUNT EM UP QUEEK...

MONA HAD THIS CRAZY LAUGH (FEMALE LAFF) AND WAS EXTREMELY SHORT FOR HER WEIGHT... I FIGURE ABOUT SEVEN FEET (SFX)... ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE POINTS TO A SIGN THAT SAY'S..."WELCOME TO OUR SA...MR POLO. HUH! SA... S.A......SO I SAY TO HER... "HEY MONA, THERE'S NO 'P' IN THE SPA..." AND SHE SAY'S... "YEAH, AND WE'D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY...." (LAUGH)

(GIRL'S CHORUS)
COME ON SUGAR TAKE A WALK WITH ME.....
DOWN ON THE SAND BY THE DEEP BLUE SEA...
TAKE OFF YER SHOES, GUNNA STAY FOR A WEEK...
PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... COUNT EM UP QUEEK...

SO, HERE'S WHAT I GOT... ONE SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED "PINA COLADA" (SFX)... A PLASTIC SHOWER CAP FROM THE "SLIPPER INN".... TWO HOURS IN A HEATED SA... AN 8X10 GLOSSY OF MONA "THE MONKEY WOMAN"... AND THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS ZIGGY MARLEY ACCENT
(LAUGH/"PICK EM UP, PUT EM DOWN... KACHICKY BOO CHUNG")
AND ALL FOR JUST 49-95 AT CLIVE d___Y'S,THE HOME OF THE "NO SPLINTER" "FULL WOODY" TROPICAL DREAM VACATION AND SPA SALON.

(GIRLS CHORUS)