Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes,
Or else you'll wind up in the can!
No jokes, no rights, sit tight, don't fool around,
You are a guest of Uncle Sam!
Stand up, look right, don't slouch, and stand at ease,
Allow no s__ above the knees!
When I snap, you jump into the master plan,
I'll be d___ed!

Well, I'll be d___ed...

I'll be d___ed if I drink or smoke!
d___ed if I steal your joke!
I'll be d___ed if I go for broke!
d___ed if I do, d___ed if I don't!
Wuh!

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around,
I'll make a monkey outta you!
You sign your name right on the dotted line,
Boy, I'll be d___ed!

I'll be d___ed if I drink or smoke!
d___ed if I steal your joke!
I'll be d___ed if I go for broke!
d___ed if I do and d___ed if I don't!
Yuh!

[Solo]
Come on!

I'll be d___ed if I drink or smoke!
d___ed if I steal your joke!
I'll be d___ed if I go for broke!
I'm d___ed if I do and d___ed if I don't!
I'll be d___ed if I drink or smoke!
d___ed if I steal your joke!
I'll be d___ed if I go for broke!
I'm d___ed if I do and d___ed if I don't!

I'll be d___ed!
I'll be d___ed!
I'll be d___ed!

I'll be d___ed! I'll be d___ed!
I'll - be - d___ed!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
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Blue System Under my skin Lyrics
E-Rotic Gotta get it groovin' Lyrics