Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,
But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine,
so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field,
gone fast with a girl named Bo,
but somehow they just don't end up as mine.

It's a death-defying life I lead,
I take my chances,
I die for a living in the movies and TV,
but the hardest thing I ever do
is watch my leading ladies
kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building,
I might roll a brand-new car,
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school,
but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
blown up over Rachel Welch,
but when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge,
or Tarzan from a vine,
'cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president,
but I got the best first ladies,
Some days I got'em as far as the eye can see - ooh eeh,
a morning dive with Jacky Smith,
a crash in the night with Cheryl,
but in the end they never stay with me.

I might fall from a tall building,
so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt,
I might leap the mighty Canyon,
so he can kiss and flirt,
well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl -
I'm just kissing dirt,
yes, I'm the lonely stuntman,
that made a lover out of Burt.

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