I am a famous wooden puppet,
and I never ever tell the truth.
I'm a puppet with no p_____,
but Geppetto cut me loose.
It's not much fun when you are a eunuch,
I would love to have a big stick.
Here's my daddy while he's making it!

I'm a proud and happy puppet,
with my new and shiny piece of wood.
I'm the new Italian Stallion,
'coz my daddy made it good.
If my angel wasn't such an angel
I feel a force inside of me, and it's not easy,
and a kind of milkshake comes right out.

Splintering, I feel I'm splintering
If Pierluigi could see me,
I'd have a hard-on for sure.
Splintering, like no one's ever seen
uollano, uollano, uollano,
signorina sono Italiano.

Uollano

Never never land is where I,
feel like acting like I'm a playboy,
I've been living in a big whale,
I'll invite you, don't be coy.

Fire-eater, you don't want to meet her,
fox and kitty, I will beat yer,
up my a__ with Jiminy Cricket,
The more I think about it,
and the more then I am

Splintering, people I'm splintering,
if Pierluigi could see me,
with the expression I'm wearing.

I can c__, thanks to my brand new chum,
uollano, uollano, uollano,
that's my c__, so I'm Italiano.

(NdM: "c__ so", cioè "sborra così",
è p___unciato in modo
da sembrare "cazzo")

Meantime, down in the disco...
(dong)

Splintering,
on the dance floor splintering,
I am the King of the Neighbourhood,
of p____es made out of pine wood.

They all plot,
they like to f___ a lot
they dance on, they dance on,
they dance on,
with their funny boy from Milano

Ué Ué Ué

che bello
fettuccine bolonnaise
panini
minghia
cazzo
puttana
cappuccino
alé
viva l'Italia
alé
culo
cazzoooo

Hi, we are Wayne Jackson and Andrew Love,
the Memphis Horns.
And you're watching Elio e le storie tese.

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