Enimem Stan Lyrics

CHORUS: (2x)
[Dido]
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

["Stan"]
Dear Slim, I wrote you
But you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager
And my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn
You must not have got 'em
There probably was a problem
At the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy
When I jot 'em
But anyways, f___ it, what's been up?
Man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too
I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter
Guess what imma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself
Over some b____ who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground s___
That you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the s___ you did with Rawkus, too
That s___ was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man
Hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

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["Stan"]
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad
I just think it's f___ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to
But you could have signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother, man
He's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you
Four hours and you just said no
That's pretty s___ty, man
You're like his f___in' idol
He wants to be just like you man
He likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though
I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver
You said if I'd write you
You would write back
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs
So when I have a s___ty day
I drift away and put 'em on
Cause I don't really got s___ else
So that s___ helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself
To see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline
The pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real
And I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like
For people like us growin' up
You gotta call me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan
P.S.: We should be together, too

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["Stan"]
Dear Mr. "I'm too good
To call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your a__
It's been six months and still no word
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sendin' you
I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now
I'm doing 90 on the freeway, hey Slim:
"I drank a fifth of Vodka,
You dare me to drive?"
You know the song by Phil Collins
"In The Air Of The Night", about that guy
Who could have saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all
Then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is
You could have rescued me from drownin'
Now it's too late
I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know
I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you, Slim
We could have been together, think about it
You ruined it now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See Slim.. Shut up b____! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat
I just tied her up
See, I ain't like you
Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more
And then she will die too
Well, gotta go
I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh s___, I forgot
How am I supposed to send this s___ out?
*SPLASH*