Well two dollars shy of a five dollar bill,
last mile I pushed my truck uphill
about hurt me
I left my truck by the pump right where I parked it
walked through the doors of the Last Chance Market
have mercy
I was thirsty
the guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be
I said I dont know man, you tell me

Well it's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
one goes in the tank, one comes in a sack
makes life complicated when they cost the same
hell it ain't no fun to do without one
but I do a lot of walking and my motor don't run
it's a tough old choice to make, if you know what I mean
it's either beer or gasoline

I could feel that video camera watch me
checkin' out the sale on Old Milwaukee
Hmm, three bucks to my name
that cooler had every brand known to man
tallboys, bottles, and aluminum cans
Aw, what a shame
and it's getting pretty bad when you finally discover
it all comes down to either one or the other

it's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
one goes in the tank, one comes in a sack
makes life complicated when they cost the same
hell, it ain't no fun to do without one
but I do a lot of walking if my motor don't run
it's a tough old choice to make, if you know what I mean
it's either beer or gasoline

I can see where this is headed and I'm tired of talking
cold beer, unleaded
hell, I'm walkin'

it's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
one goes in my tank, one comes in a sack
makes life complicated when they cost the same
hell it ain't no fun to do without one
but I do a lot of walking and my motor don't run
it's a tough old choice to make, if you know what I mean
it's either beer or gasoline

beer or gasoline
it's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack
one goes in my tank, one comes in a sack
it ain't no fun to do without one
but I do a lot of walking and my motor don't run

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