Chef (Isaac Hayes) Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I love you) Lyrics

Two tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
A half a stick of b___er, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say, everybody have you seen my b____?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my b____ in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty b____,
Stick em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty b____
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on my b____!

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet, 'cos I hate when my b____ stick
Then preheat the oven to 350° (tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say, everybody have you seen my b____?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my b____ in your mouth...
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty b____
Stick em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty b____
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber

Suck on my b____!

[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby, you'd better get back in the kitchen..
'Cos I've got a sneaking suspicion..
Oh man, baby, baby! You just burnt my b____!

Someone help me, my b____ are on fire!
Get some ice, baby! My b____ are burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My b____ are burning!
Oh, my goodness, blow on em, blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty b____
Put 'em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salty b____
Put 'em out baby, blow 'em!
Suck on my b____, baby! Suck on my b____, baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate b____
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my b____...