[SPOKEN]
How you doing out there
You ever seem to
Have one of those days
When it seems like everybody's
Getting on your case
From your teacher all the way
Down to your best girlfriend
Well, you know, I used to have 'em
Just about all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about it

Sitting in the classroom
Thinking it's a drag
Listening to the teacher
Well, just ain't my bag
Noon bells ring
You know that's my cue
I'm gonna meet the boys
On floor number two

Smoking in the boy's room
Smoking in the boy's room
Now, teacher don't you fill me
Up with your rules
Everybody knows that
Smoking ain't allowed in school

Checking out the halls
Making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls
No, there ain't nobody here
My buddy Fang, and me and Paul
To get caught would surely
Be the death of us all

Smoking in the boy's room, yeah
Smoking in the boy's room
Now, teacher don't you fill me
Up with your rules
Everybody knows that
Smoking ain't allowed in school
All right

Well, put me to work
In the school bookstore
Checkout counter and I got bored
Teacher was looking
For me all around
Two hours later
You know where I was found

Smoking in the boy's room
Yes, indeed, I was
Smoking in the boy's room
Now, teacher don't you fill me
Up with your rules
Everybody knows that
Smoking ain't allowed in school
One more

Smoking in the boy's room
Oh, oh, smoking in the boy's room
Now, teacher, I am fully
Aware of the rules
Everybody knows that
Smoking ain't allowed in school

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