Willie D Bald Headed Hoes Lyrics

(talking)
Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you
Wrong answer again
This song is for all the m_____fuckin chicken head b____es
And we kept the m_____fuckin names the same
Cause we think being a bald head b____ is a god d___ shame

[Verse 1]
What the f___ is goin on in this god d___ world
What are you b____ a boy or a girl?
I can't tell cause your s___ on the sides is gone
You remind me of that monkey lookin b____ Grace Jones
f___ed up is how you look to Willie D
I just gotta have a b____ that has more hair than me
Some try to cover up by weavin it through
You ain't foolin nobody
We know your bald headed too

Chorus:
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes
Bald Head Hoes
Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D
I see some bald headed hoes

[Verse 2]
There should be a crime against bald head hoes
Why they want to be bald
Nobody knows
Being bald makes a gal look like a beast
Stupid a__ hoes ain't ya heard of grease
Hell naw
Cause if you did you'd have some up there
Like your p____ you gotta give it proper care
Every time I look around I see a d___ disgrace
m_________ing wig pieces all over the place
Its from them Bald head hoes
They just so d___ mean
The meanest a__ hoes I ever seen
Ain't got no hair so they act crude
And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do
Am I right? (you right)
Hell yeah Im right
Ive seen this s___ night after night
Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass b____
You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own d___ s___

Chorus

[Verse 3]
Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe
You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so
If I cant run through her hair with my hand
Somehow it seems like I be f___ing a man
So stay away you bold hickies
I know you out there
Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair
Your sister bald Zanny
Your mamma bald Eddie
I bet you even got a bald headed a__ granny

Chorus

(talking)
Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe

[Verse 4]
Hair spots on a hot sunny day
Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway
I saw no hair Clair
Yesterday on the cut
Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her b___
I hope that she now, that I know it aint real
But I wont squeal not even on Andrea
Kim, Shawn or Merylinn
Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins
Something must be done
About these citizens
You ask
what will I do to support my fellow man?
Im proposing a bill
To capital hill
To kill all bald headed women at will

Chorus X2