Edan #1 Hit Record Lyrics

Silver Surfer on the cerebellum
MC's rhyme at the zoo and when
they're wack parrots tell em
I cut records in morse code
I'm mentally retarted but I choose my own wardrobe
Raw rap suburbanite
I'm f___in with religion like I
didn't wear the turban right
I jerk off in my cereal
You couldn't even f___ with the grand imperial
I drop suckers like Plinko
You MC's are wack, even if you don't think so
I step to it then bust a verse
I can't battle you cause I gots to get dusted first
I ain't talkin 'bout drugs neither
I'm f___in gangsta b____es cause I caugth thug fever
Punching girls and grabbin guns
I'm just doin my thing yo, I'm just havin fun
This ain't the Treacherous 3, herb
I saturate your face with the mega-dumb reverb
I stay in bed, f___ school
My folks are payin 20 g's but yo, this s___ is cool
I talk s___ and I rock well
I gots to do the laundry cause my
m____fuckin socks smell
Yo, that s___ ain't no joke, dude
I take off my shoes and
m____fuckas start to choke food
The fliest on a 12-inch
So is your girl, and she doesn't make records
There's a midget in my neighborhood
And a one armed man and they're both my fans
They're both Vietnam vets
They like to call up Asian
restaurants and make bomb threats
I farted in the fishbowl
And then I played pinball with Zevlove X
And Percee P
And Stezo
Yo, this is a hit record, man
It's gon' be number one
It's number one