Blink 182 Grandpa Is An Asshole Lyrics

Uno, dos , tres, cuatro.
When you f___ed grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to f______ him
and stick a finger or two in his a__

He seems like a total a__hole
grandpa is a total f___ing a__hole
who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his a__?
he rubs his d___ in broken glass

When you f___ed grandpa
did he kiss you soft and tender?
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed?

And this is f___ing stupid man! I can't believe you'd have s__ with your own grandfather! I mean, you guys are related! What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he'd like to f___ you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and m_________ and c__ all over the place and, this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even going to have s__ with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!