The Offspring Beheaded (1999) Lyrics

Mommy doesn't have a head any more
Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
Well thats alright though, thats OK
She never really used her head anyway
Daddy called me a silly boar
Bet he wont say that any more
Cause the way his body is severed in two
His vocal cords are gonna be hard to use

Chorus:
Beheaded, watch you spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded, b_____ mess all over my clothes

Watch my girlfriend come to the door
Chop off her head, she falls to the floor
Well watching my baby's jugular flow
Really makes my motor go
Wrap a towel round the b_____ stump
Take my baby's body to the city dump
Then wipe the mess off the b_____ axe
Scoope all the heads into my burlap sack

Repeat Chorus

All my collection, adorns my room on bamboo poles
Used to be a little, but a little got more and more
Now I'm craving yours
Night brings bad dreams bad dreams with guillotines (x2)
Off with her head (x6)

Find another victim for my machine
Put 'em in a home-made guillotine
And now the blade falls, gonna need a casket
Watch the head plop in a wicker basket
Leave the house at a quarter to four
Come back with sixteen or more
Cause the more I want, the more I see
I got a funny feeling coming over me

Repeat Chorus

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