Cop: Hey thats against the Law! Your Coming with me!
Peter: Nuh uh uh! Can't Touch Me!
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Peter: Can't Touch Me!

Ju - Ju - Ju - Ju - Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2,
I've got Diplomatic Immunity. So, Hammer, You can't Sue.

I can write grafitti, even Jay-Walk in the street.
I can right-a-loop, not give a hoot, And touch your sisters teet.
Can't Touch Me!

Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Mayor (Adam) West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't Touch Me!
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.

Peter: Stop! Peter Time!

I'm a big shot! There's no doubt!
Light a fire, then pee it out!
Don't like it? Kiss my rump!
Just for a minute, lets all do the b__p!

Can't touch me!
Yeah! Do the Peter Griffin b__p!
Can't touch me!

I'm presidential Peter!
Interns think i'm hot!
Don't care if your handicapped,
I'll still park in your spot!

I've been around the world!
From Harvert to Backbay!
It's Peter! Go Peter! I'm so Peter! Yo, Peter!
Lets see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!

(spoken) Except for you, you can touch me.

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