The day I got hooked up to the mighty internet
I was taken to a world that I'd never forget
Websites, chat rooms, IRC and live video streams
Online multimedia that looked like LSD dreams

Then I got my hands on something called CuteFTP
I was told that I could have what I wanted for free
Went on to some guy's FTP, 1 to 4 ratio
Uploaded my swap file and downloaded Super Mario

Then I heard of something that was called an MP3 Player
Had something to do with music, compression and layer
Didn't give a d___ about the facts given to me
Just wanted to download songs without buying the CD

Later I found Vivo movies compressed on the net
Downloaded one movie per night, as much as I could get
t__anic took a couple more but less for wet and wild
It was like Christmas every day and I was some rich man's child

But soon enough the downloads had to come straight back to me
Turns out it was the feds who ran that awesome FTP
Were setting up a trap for all us online criminals
They said "f___ free speech it's corrupted our youth it's all a load of bull"

One more game, one more app, one more serial and one more crack
Warez are the only thing for me
One more game, one more app, one more serial and one more crack
Could someone give the crack for Duke3D

DCC's something IRC gives to everyone
Need a crack for Paint Shop Pro, in seconds, download's done
Stupid people buy domains with warez in the name
When they're shut down I am p___ed off but they're the ones to blame

Quake2 came out in Denmark 2 days 'fore the USA
But thanks to FTPing I had my copy in a day
Unreal was just that, Unreal, on my bandwidth supply
Took 3 weeks to get it, it sucked, and I asked myself why

Got a CD burner with just 2 uses in mind
To download, copy and burn everything that I could find
And sell the discs to friends for only 7 bucks a pop
5 bucks for the disc, 2 bucks for my time, 7 bucks for Photoshop

p___es me off when I'm searching for something that's hard to find
I find a link to get a copy but Netscape is blind
Says can't find file or something lame which doesn't help me out
But 3 days later I get it and it removes all my doubts

Cops find out, it's the second time, this time I go to jail
Not only am I broke, no PC, but warez plans have failed
I'm sitting in the slammer going to warez me a great big ginsu knife
I'll be here with the next ten years can I warez a wife?

One more game, one more app, one more serial and one more crack
Warez are the only thing for me
One more game, one more app, one more serial and one more crack
Could someone get the crack for Duke3D
So I don't need the CD

One more game, one more app, one more serial and one more crack
Someone get the crack for Duke3D for me oh please

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