We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys
some were the truth and some were lies.
We were talking bout all them girls we known
and how they love them big t__ties so.

Well they looked at me and said well how bout you?
I said boys them itty bitty t__ties will do
well they were laughing at me and calling me weird
and I said boys let me tell you 'bout them itty bitty t__ties.

Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin
learned about their t__ties in National Geographic
learned about mine in a Girl Scout tent
let me tell you how my education went.

When she opened her blouse well I stared at aw
cause I was in love with what I saw
and though them t__ties may have lacked in size
them t__ties were alive and right in front of my eyes.

Yeah itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
I love itty bitty t__ties

Well I still remember all the fun I had
that Girl Scout shoulda won a merit badge
I swore when I got back to the city
I was gonna get some more of them itty bitty t__ties.

Now itty bitty t__ties fit right in your mouth
you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out
they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels,
Itty bitty t__ties what I'm talking about.

Yeah itty bitty t__ties.
Itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
I love itty bitty t__ties

Who else loves them itty bitty t__ties in here?

Now itty bitty t__ties don't need no brazier
cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere
and when you get old they won't fall of your chest
itty bitty t__ties are the very best....

And now I don't give a d___ about Mrs. Dolly
give me itty bitty t__ties and I'll get my jollies
they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand
itty bitty t__ties are the joy of the land.

That's right

Yeah itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
Those itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
I love itty bitty t__ties

Now every story has a moral to it
being the moral young man I am
I'm going to tell you the moral of this story.

You ready boys?
Well I've heard it said all over this land
that you can judge a man by the size of his hand
so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty
you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty t__ties.

Yeah itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
Those itty bitty t__ties
Itty bitty t__ties
I love itty bitty t__ties

I do how bout you?

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