eric idle fcc song (fuck you very much) Lyrics

Here's a little number I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge
[Quack]

f___ you very much, the FCC
f___ you very much, for fining me
Five thousand bucks a f___, so I'm really out of luck
That's more than Heidi Fliess was charging me
So f___ you very much, the FCC
For proving that free speech just isn't free
Clear Channel's a dear channel
So Howard Stern must go
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbo
So f___ you all so very much

So f___ you very much dear Mr. Bush
For heroically sitting on your tush
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who fail
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail
She's an uppity rich b____, and at least she isn't male
So f___ you all so very much

So f___ you d___head Mr. Cheney too
f___ you and f___ everything you do
Your pace maker must be a fake
You haven't got a heart
As far as I'm concerned your just a pasty faced old fart
And as for Condolezza she an intellectual tart
So f___ you all so very much

So f___ you very much the EPA
For giving all Alaska's oil away
It really is a b__mer
When I can't fill my Hummer
The ozone's a no go zone, now that Arnold's here to say
"The nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA"
So f___ you all so very much

So what the planet fails
Let's save the great white males
And f___ you all so very much

[Quack]