Eminem Eminem - 8 Mile Freestyles Lyrics

This guy's a choke artist
Ya catch a bad one
Your better off shootin yourself
With Papa Doc's handgun
Climbin up this mountain your weak
Ill leave you lost without a paddle
Floatin s___s creek

You ain't Detroit, Im the D
Your the new kid on the block
Bout to get smacked back to the boonedocks
f___in n___, this crowd ain't your type
Take some real advice and form a group with Vanilla Ice
And what I tell you, you better use it
This guy's a hillbilly, this ain't Willie Nelson music

Trailor trash, Ill choke you to your last breath
And have you lookin foolish
Like Cheddar Bob when he shot himself
Silly Rabbit, I know why they call you that
Cause you follow Future like you got carrots up his a__crack
And when you actin up thats when you got jacked up
And left stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up

Ill crack your shoulder blade
Youll get dropped so hard
Elvis will start turnin in his grave
I dont know why they let you out in the dark
You need to take your white a__ back across 8 mile
To the trailor park

[Rabbit]

This guy raps like his parents jerked him
He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version
This whole crowd looks suspicious
Its all dudes in here, except for these b____s
So Im a German, Eh
Thats ok, you look like a f___in worm with braids
These Leaders of the Free World rookies
Lookie, how can 6 d___s be p____es

Talkin bout s___s creek
Ho, you could be up p___ creek
With paddles this deep
Your still gonna sink
Your a disgrace
Yeah, they call me Rabbit
This is a turtle race

He can't get with me spittin this s___
Wickedly lickety shot
Spickety spickety split lickety
So Im gonna turn around with a great smile
And walk my white a__ back across 8 mile!

[Lotto]
Yo, it's time to get rid of this coward right here once and for all.
I'm sick of the motha f___a! Check this s___ out!

Yo! I'll spit a racial slur, honky, sue me!
This s___ is a horror flick, but a black guy doesn't die in this movie!
f___in' wit Lotto, dawg, you gotta be kiddin!
That makes me believe you really don't have an interest in livin!
You think these n____s gonna feel the s___ you say?
I got a better chance joining the KKK.
On some real s___, though, I like you
That's why I didn't wanna have to be the one you commit suicide to
f___ 'Lotto,' call me your leader
I feel bad that I gotta murder that dude from "Leave It to Beaver"
I used to like that show, now you got me in 'fight back' mode
But oh well, if you gotta go, then you gotta go!
I hate to do this; I would love for this s___ to last
So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my a__
And all's well that ends ok?
So I'll end this s___ with a "f___ you, but have a nice day!"

[Rabbit]
Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver
So was Eddie Haskal, Wally, and Ms. Cleaver
This guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid!
Quick, someone get his a__ another steroid!
"Blahbity bloo blah blah blahbity blooh blah!"
I ain't hear a word you said, "hipidy hooblah!"
Is that a tank top, or a new bra?
Look Snoop Dogg just got a f___in' b___ job!
Didn't you listen to the last round, meat head?
Pay attention, you're saying the same s___ that he said!
Matter fact, dog here's a pencil
Go home, write some s___, make it suspenseful,
And don't come back until something dope hits you
f___ it! You can take the mic home with you!
Looking like a cyclone hit you,
Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"
You see how far them white jokes get you?
Boys like "How Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"
My motto: f___ Lotto!
I'll get the 7 digits from your mother for a dolla' tomorrow!

[Rabbit]
Now everybody from the 313
Put your mother f___ing hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mother f___ing hands up...look, look

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not have his hands up
This free world's got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1Pac, 2Pac, 3Pac, 4
4Pac, 3Pac, 2Pacs, 1
You're Pac, he's Pac, No Pac; none
This guy aint no mother-f___in MC,
I know everything he's 'bout to say against me,
I am white, I am a f___ing b__
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped, by all six of you chumps
And Wink did f___ my girl
I'm still standin here screamin "f___ THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't never try to judge me dude
You don't know what the f___ I've been through
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy's a gangster; he's real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook
'Cause ain't no such things as half-way crooks'
He's scared to death, he's scared to look
In his f___ing yearbook, f___ Cranbrook

f___ a beat, I go a cappella
f___ a Papa Doc, f___ a clock, f___ a trailer, f___ everybody
f___ y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of f___ing white trash, I say it proudly
And f___ this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie,
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.