FRANK ZAPPA 01 - Plastic People Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen...
The president of the united states!
Fella americans...doot, doot, doot...
Hes been sick!--doot! doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag

I know its hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while--

Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag

And theres this guy from the cia hes creepin
Around laurel canyon
A fine little girl she waits for me
Shes as plastic as she can be
She paints her face with plastic goo
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag

I dunno...sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey--its...ah..your
Hair spray...or something...

Plastic people
Oh, baby, now youre such a drag

I hear the sound of marching feet...
Down sunset boulevard to crescent heights
...and there...at pandoras box...
We are confronted with...a vast
Quantity of...plastic people...
Take a day and walk around
Watch the n___s run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think were singing
bout someone else

But youre plastic people
Oh, baby, now
Youre such a drag

Me see a neon moon above
I searched for years I found no love
Im sure that love will never be
A product of plasticity
A product of plasticity
Plastic, plastic people--pla-ha-ha-ha
Ha-plastic--you are--your foot--your hair
--your nose--your arms--you suck--you love
--you are--your being is--youre plastic--blah
--blah--blah--blah plastic peoples
-a prune is not a vegetable
--cabbage is a vegetable; makes it o.k.
--plastic people--plastic people
--you dream about...you think about...you eat
...you are...ooo-hoo-hoo...
Purple prancing--plastic people-
Pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-peep!