Revolting Cocks Beers, Steers & Queers [Drop Your Britches Mix] Lyrics

Now let's you just drop them pants
Drop?
Just take 'em right off
Come on Squeal! Squeal! EEEEEEEEEE!!
Just take 'em right off
Come on Squeal! Squeal! EEEEEEEEEE!!
EEEEEEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEE!
EEEEEEEEEE!

Come on! Squeal! Squeal! EEEEEEEEE!
Weeeeee-haaaaaaa!
(and other a__orted squeals and cowboy sounds)

Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
There´s a place down there, where heads are square.
Laws are tough and you are bare.
Where is a lawman, there is a lawman.
Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
Don´t get in my face and ask me why...
Texas is the place...
HANG´EM HIGH!

Beers, steers, and queers
Beers, steers, and queers

Squeal

Texas is full of women and willing
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, raised in barns
Ghouls and fools, s__ on farms.
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
You´re full of s___, destined to go down
Let´s go down and herd´em up
If you agree, then let's word´em up
And if you don´t...
THEN SHUT THE f___ UP!

Beers, steers, and queers
Beers, steers, and queers

Now let's you just drop them pants
Now let's you just drop them pants
Cowboy
Cowboy
Cowboy
Cowboy
Come on

I´ve spent my life, co kicking s___
Not gonna give up, ain´t about to quit.
Life is a bucket bluff
Getting rough, feeding stuff
Get in my way...
I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!

Beers, steers, and queers
Beers, steers, and queers

I´m a crazy mother in a drunken state
A redneck a__wipe who thinks he´s great
So full of s___, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you don´t like my dialect
I don´t give a d___, so f___ your respect
If you´re looking for a reason, don´t look any farther
Cuz I´ll give it to you baby, like your inbread father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion
REVOLTING c___S ARE GOD!

What they call it? the Revolting c___s
Beers, steers, and queers
Cowboy
Beers, steers, and queers

This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
This is out of the house, and out of the house music
I am the creator
Cowboy
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Cowboy

Hehehe
Well, you're a city boy ain't ya (looking pretty boy)
City Slicker
(spits) (looking real good...sure is)
Drop your g______ britches (whoo, sure is pretty ain't he)
d___ I'm a make you squeal (I like this one. Let's get it!)
Drop them britches, come on now (Let's get it!)
Come on! Make you squeal like a pig, boy!
Squeal now, come on, WHEEEEEEEEE!
(squeals)

You want it
You have it
Caught kicking a__ [from a straightjacket]
Yee-haw!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!

jugs for nuggets
I love it
Stick a bottle up your a__
And then unplug it
Whoo-haw!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!

Don't come crying
[I don't explain]
The trouble I make
My moves I [break]

Tell you right now, my s___ stinks

Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!
Beers! Steers! and Queers!

The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s
The Revolting c___s