Adam Sandler Creepin' on the Mayor Lyrics

Oh, s___, is that them crazy f___s from across town? They
didn't see me, did they? f___ it, they headin this way! d___!
Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no
trees, what the f___!? I'll just hide my a__ in this garbage can!
There we go, safe and sound... No m_________er's gonna find
me here! s___, I'll just wash my clothes later!
(Gangsters)
Where'd you run to, you candy a__ m_________er?
You can hide all you want, but when we find you we still gonna
f___ you up! See you tomorrow, b____!
(gunshots)
No you won't, cause I'm gonna stay in my basement all day...
I sure fooled them stupid f___s, hehehe...
(Woman)
I'll be right there honey! Just let me throw these dirty diapers out!
(Man)
Okay, baby
(Woman)
Man, they stink! That baby couldn't stop s___tin today!
(Man)
I know, baby
I don't care, baby s___ don't mean nothin cause I'm safe and
sound! s___, no one can f___ with me in this tin can! I'm a
m_________in untouchable! Yeah, yeah!