Weird "Al" Yankovic 50 Pence In Da Tub Lyrics

Go go go go go go go
Go shower, smellin funky
U need body wash, smellin funky
U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky
U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky

Chorus
U can find me in da tub,
Bottle full of suds
And mami I got the Zest
For my body I need to rub
I need to get all wet
B/4 I start to rub
And don't give me no hug
If u smell like Scruff McGruff

When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug
Take a wiff of my feet and u know I'm smellin rough
I've been workin all day and u know my work is tough
Take a shower now and then and my b/o's way too much
But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up
Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff
Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp
And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp
Wash my b___, wash my legs, I might've missed a few spots
I'm not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought
Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I'd describe this smell as loco
My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold
This soap's bogus man, my smell should be a crime
It's real, It'll kill, and it's here all the time
The soap's in my eyes, the soaps in my fro
My nose is ready to die and I'm bout to go "Stanky!"

Chorus 2X

My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro
R smellin like month old chicken wings
My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut
Look, I've worn these clothes for days and I ain't changed

And if u smellin, or u ain't been shavin
Don't be mad when I tell u that we ain't goin be datin
I'm like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight
If you're a dirty a__ girl then just get outta my sight
When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on
U see the fumes from my pits and think I'm lightin a bong
When I come from work u say I'm dirty as a worm
Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm
I'm a spray me some AXE on me
Goin head, fresh my smell up
U wanna date, u better wait, "U don't wash your b___, what?!"
U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds
U ain't smellin funky w/me

Chorus

Don't act like u be smellin good all the time neither
U stink time to time so wash, wash off
Stink Unit