Weird Al Yankovich Syndicated Inc. Lyrics

My whole family
Loves Three's Company
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what too see
Got my TV Guide with me
MASH and All In The Family
The Munsters and Mayberry R.F.D.
I will always be busy
Watching my TV
Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
Wheel and Jeopardy
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Syndicated Incorporated
Well, I'm in such ecstacy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a b___ tube devotee
Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV
Love The Partridge Family
And Dynasty
And Laverne & Shirley
And Hard Copy
Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated
Syndicated Incorporated
(MASH and All In The Family) (I know just what too see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube)
Syndicated Incorporated
(Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see)
Syndicated Incorporated