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Alright, does this have anything to do with gamers? Because that would just be like..

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an exponent on the weirdness

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Question 1: Do you know what a pro gamer is?

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Somebody who plays video games all the time?

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Somebody who plays a lot of games on the computer?

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Somebody who games a lot? I don't know..

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It's someone who plays a lot of video games or computer games?

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I would guess that it would be somebody who does nothing but play video games?

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Hardcore games all the time? On the internet?

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Who sits around in a dark room..

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with his fingers teetering on keyboards

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Question 2: Would you ever date a pro gamer?

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I don't think I'd ever date someone who spent more time with his computer than with me

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They would never have time for me, they'd always be playing games

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I don't think I'd understand what they were saying.. I don't think we could have conversations

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Depends if he's hot or not

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If any guy would spend more time with his keyboard, and his monitor, than me.. there's a problem

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You're talking about internet gamers.. not like Mario Bros. gamers

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I soft of figure that anybody who plays video games that much, and is hiding behind a computer to that extent..

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has to have something that they're hiding

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I don't do video games

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That doesn't really appeal to me that much..

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someone sitting in front of a computer for 12 solid hours a day, playing games

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There's like a game, like a computer game or something? Where there was these people who kept playing and got so into it..

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that there was one guy who forgot to feed his kid, and the kid died

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So that would always be in the back of my mind

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And there's also something else where umm.. it's like the same game where they're like allies or something like that..

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and the guy was betrayed by his friends and so he committed suicide

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I don't think I could handle that

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So has anyone actually wanted to date a gamer? That you've seen?

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I think I'm kind of dating one now, but I think he's a closet hardcore gamer

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He doesn't like to admit it

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Well, gamers use their hands 12 hours a day..

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so that could be interesting..

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* I am the pwnage! b____es! *

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(Subtitle Translations by Your Name)

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So like welcome to episode 2 of y'know.. like my show

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This episode we're gonna go out.. like me and Kyle..

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and I'm gonna pick up like lots of girls

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'Cause.. y'know.. Kyle has I guess like a girlfriend now

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Y'know it's like a friend that's like a girl but you call it a girlfriend if you like kiss her and stuff

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Kyle thinks that maybe I couldn't get girls and I'm telling him I pwn at everything..

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so obviously I'll pwn some girls up y'know.. like no problem

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I figure I can do that too if Kyle can right

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But he doesn't think so, he like tries to think he pwns me somehow in something

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And I think it shouldn't be a problem.. I played all the Leisure Suit Larry's

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I pwned those games when I was younger y'know, so..

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I mean really it should be pretty easy right, you just gotta execute the right build order

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and then you're set

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Y'know it might be cool when I'm like real old and stuff.. like 30 or something..

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maybe I'll like think about having little nooblets of my own that I can train..

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that'll be uber too.. like me

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And so.. y'know.. a girl might help that

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Question 3: Would you rather date a rich guy, or a guy who has uber-micro?

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Uber-micro? I'd go with the rich guy

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A rich guy

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I would rather date a guy who has uber other things

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What the hell is uber-micro?

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I'll take the rich

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Uber-micro? I don't even know what that is, please explain the terms

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I don't know what uber-micro is..

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What is uber-micro?

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I'd rather date a rich guy.. I wouldn't be able to keep up with the uber-micro dude

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I'm gonna go with the rich guy

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Like I don't even know what you want with the running.. it's pretty stupid man

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- It's like total Kurosawa

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- you look around here[br][br]What? Miyamoto?

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- No, no, Kurasawa man

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That's cool.. he made like Mario Bros. and stuff..

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he's got some skills I guess as a.. designerer y'know

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- Seven Samurai looking around

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- You've got your sword.. you're ready to kill some b____es.. you know what I mean?

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Pwning 'em up

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This better be as cool as you tell me and stuff

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'Cause I don't wanna look like a loser y'know.. like aggro or something

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I guess this is kinda like a level that you play on

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As long as it's a good level there's no reason I should lose I figure y'know

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I can already tell, like.. they know, they know..

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I'll just sit here.. I think like, if I sit here and maybe just like..

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practice my micro

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Then they'll know and stuff right

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Once they see I got the micro

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They'll be all over me

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I'm kinda used to that like in the lobbies.. noobs are like "come on and play with me and stuff cause I wanna learn cause you're so good"

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And I'm like "no, I don't have the time.. I gotta play other people that are better than you and pwn them"

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So that's like how I think the girl situation is gonna go tonight

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So hey, like.. how's it like going?

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Question 4: Do you know what the word "noob" means?

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Noob?

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no

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Noob?

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Noob?

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You're joking right?

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No?!

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No clue and obviously I'm not a gamer

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I have a life

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I've been told it means someone new to gaming? But I don't really know

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What's a noob? Please explain

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What does it mean?

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I actually asked somebody today at dinner

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and they said 'somebody who's new at playing a game'

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Like a game they've never played before

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A noobie

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Question 5: Do you find the word "noob" s__y?

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No, not really

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I don't find it attractive at all, no..

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Uhh.. yeah, a bit

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I guess it sounds like lube, but..

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'Cause it rhymes with b___

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I guess it kinda sounds like b___, but.. I don't know

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Well, it rhymes with b___ and lube.. but surprisingly, no

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So like.. hey girls

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You guys see when I pwned fox333 with my uber-micro and stuff?

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Yeah I like pwn 'em up 'cause I like got the micro

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So I tried to like rush the last girls cause I thought they were like noobs and I could just rush 'em and maybe end it quick or something

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So you guys like wanna be my girlfriends or something?

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- Uhh.. we're gay

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Oh ok yeah I think Kyle's pretty ghey too

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Kyle's like totally ghey

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But that's pretty weird you'd call yourself ghey

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But they turned out like.. they're pretty good defensively

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Right away they like repelled my attacks

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Y'know like they had good base defense or something

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- We're eating right now

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Yeah I eat too like sometimes[br][br]- Yeah everyone does.. that's the thing..

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That's cool

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Maybe I got a little bit to learn 'cause I'm not totally pro at it yet, but this is like y'know.. I just started..

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at least I'm no noob y'know

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Next one's for sure.. like totally gonna pwn 'em

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Ok that's cool.. that's cool

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Dude did you see that guy man? I just met like a guy.. he's real cool

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he's all like "come back to my house, play some games with me and stuff"

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I'm like man I like pwn games and stuff right

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And he's all like "well come back and play with me" and I tell him this is how I pwn..

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like I pwn like this right and I started spanking and he's all excited and stuff

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and he's like "yeah, yeah that's like what I do too" and stuff

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So you wanna maybe go back to this guy's like house, dude? And maybe play some games with him?[br][br]- Jeremy..

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- Jeremy he's..

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No, he's cool man[br][br]- No, no, no, Jeremy you don't want to go to his place

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No, no, he said he plays good games and stuff[br][br]- No, no, no, he's..

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- He plays gay games

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Well I mean he probably doesn't play Zero Hour or nothing

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- No, no, no, no, like..

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G - A - Y.. GAY

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Oh Warcraft! Yeah, yeah, yeah..[br][br]- No, no, no..

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He likes guys.. he likes to <bleeeeeep>

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He puts his <bleep> in <bleeeep> <bleeeeeeep>

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What's a orifice?

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Question 6: I'm coming at your base with two rockvees and an ambo - you've got a Jarmen, two scorps, and a quad. What do you do?

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What?! What kind of question is this?

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Run away?

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Can you repeat that?

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Turn off the machine

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I run for my life

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I don't know what any of those are

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Die? I don't know! I don't know what that is..

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Run? I don't know

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Run?

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Question 7: Would you date this guy?

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Uhh.. probably not

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Definitely not.. definitely not

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No.. I wouldn't

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That noob?.. No

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No

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No

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Absolutely not

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Depends how much I was paid

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Couple hundred would do

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So like it hasn't been like too good for me..

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like I pwn and stuff, but I didn't like.. pwn, y'know?

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So what I'm gonna try next maybe is some like reverse psychology or whatever

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'Cause like I heard that that works sometimes

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So you guys, like.. totally think I'm a noob and stuff, and you totally don't wanna be like my girlfriends

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- No, not so much

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The good thing about like Kyle filming me all the time and stuff is that like at least I get to watch the replays y'know

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And like everyone knows like.. replays, they're like the best way to learn y'know

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It's just like a little too bad Kyle didn't get the one time that like I, y'know.. totally succeeded and pwned

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Kyle went to the bathroom for like a minute and this one girl came up and she's all like

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"Hey like I heard you telling those other girls that like you totally pwn at games and stuff"

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and she's like "that's like real s__y.. like I pwn too, but I probably don't pwn as much as you..

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'cause like I heard you pwn like lots and stuff..

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tell me a story like about your life.. like how much you pwn.. tell me like a story"

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I'm like.. I'm like good at that stuff so I'm like

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This one time right I'm playing and like.. y'know I'm playing this other GLA guy right

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and he's like.. doesn't really know what he's doing 'cause he's like..

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not me and stuff

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So I got like six rank 3 buggies right and I'm like coming in at him like on his palace I'm like..

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on his palace right and his palace is like crumbling and then his palace blows up

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Oh yeah, you're gonna report.. you're gonna report

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But then he tries to snipe one of my guys with like Jarmen, so then like my Jarmen snipes his Jarmen..

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now he's got like no Jarmen and like no palace to rebuild it..

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and all of a sudden my Scud Storm hits like

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with like the Scud Storm right

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<mumbled taunts>

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and the dude like quits like on the spot 'cause like I gave him like so much pwnage and stuff right

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and then so she's all like "wow that's like the coolest story I've like ever heard and stuff"

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and then she like kissed me and stuff like that 'cause she thought I pwned so much

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the she's like "I gotta go like real quick" and just as she left Kyle like came out of the bathroom so like..

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he like missed it with the camera, so I don't have like a replay but..

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Y'know that's pretty cool

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- Yeah Jeremy, sure..

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Hey noobs, I'm gonna like totally like pwn you noobs

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'Cause I pwn you.. like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right

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I'm gonna give you some spanks

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Just like you're like Kyle and you suck a__ at all the games you try to play

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'Cause I pwn you.. I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right

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nice

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Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're like.. somebody's mom trying to play the games

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I.. pwn.. you.. is that on? I don't think..

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I will pwn you

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Sometime

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Maybe when we play the game

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