f__'n love f__s man
So... er.. so... so what f__s you got man? What you smokin' then?
I got f__in', I got Marlboro lights man, they come, look, in they're own f__in' box look
That's gold on it, I like a gold...

Lyrical devastation, across the nation
Safe as f__ and that's no exaggeration
The beats keep rockin' and the base'll hum
Get down f__'n Embassy Number 1

I came round your house, to borrow some towels
I smoked a John Player and it loosened my bowels
Like a bullet from a smoking gun
f___in' ten. Embassy Number 1.

Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
Mike f___in' loves it.

Smokin' f___in' f__s is really really great
Chuffin on the reg, having a laugh with your mates
Cheap f__s made by some bloke in Albuquerque
I'll smoke Embassy Regal, sometimes even a Berkeley

I'm never gonna stop, I loves 'em too much to quit
Best f__ o'the day in the morning, taking a s___
And having a cup of tea and reading the Sun
Despite the chills when your b__ gravy starts to run

10 Reg I f___in' loves it
It's great to smoke a Regal when you're taking a s___
Or with my nan in a council flat
My girlfriend can smoke f__s in her t___

I fu'ked her in the a___ then she sucked my d___
I s____ed on her face, she had s___ on her lips
She's a bit mad and she drinks loads of cider
She'll show you her t__s for under a fiver

Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours
Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours

You get duty paid, they come in celophane
Loving duty free when you're on the f___in' plane
To Morocco, the Algarve or in a tent at Blan...?
Just make sure you bring me back a f___in' carton

I got an 80-a-day habit, smoking these cigarettes
t___, s___, c*nting, b______s, f__ me I do have Tourettes
They're really quite pricey you'd have to agree
But I love smoking them with the GLC

I do things that are highly illegal
See me in McDonalds smoking on a Regal
I got a suitcase and a cabin chair
Selling f__s down John Frost square

I wear a tracksuit, I look so fly
I goes down the Spar, I busy 20 Sky
Sovereign, Silk Cut or Malboro Red
Remember Kids, don't smoke in bed

Ten Embassy Number One

Ten Embassy Number One

Two pound forty can get you a surprise
A packet of ten Silk Cut King Size
By 'em from the co-op, or even the Spar
Smoking 40 tabs off yer head at Zanzibar

Then on to the s_____at for some fried duck
Trying to speak Chinese when I'm all puckered up
Didn't pay for it so I started to run
Still smoking a f___in' Embassy Number One.

Wave your f__s in the air like you just don't care
You can afters cos I love to share
White-tipped Marlboro Lights, going out, having fights
Go to France for the day, selling f__s in the night

This girl let me touch her chicken wings
When i gave her a box of 200 SuperKings
Like a bishop having s__ with a nun
f___in' Ten Embassy Number One

Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours
Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours

Buying tens and twenties to have in my joints
And getting slippers for my nan with the Focus points
Inhale, exhale, put it out, have another ciggie
Driving around listening to the Snoop, or a bit o' Biggie

f__s are great, they're really f___in' fun
Regal, Marlboro or f___in' Embassy Number One
Chain gang crew two thousand and two
Ten Bensons are wicked when you're smacked out on Glue

Embassy Number One

Embassy Number One

Embassy Number One

Embassy Number One

Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours
Suckers to the side, I know you hate, My B & H
You're gonna get yours

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