The Producers There's Nothing Like A Show On Broadway Lyrics

LEO:
The overture is over,
The curtain starts to rise
You're suddenly in clover
You can't believe your eyes
You're sitting on the aisle
You break into a smile
Why this magic feeling
And then you realize
That there is nothing like a show on broadway
Nothing like a broadway show
Hearts will skip a beat on broadway
If you're feeling blue
I'm telling you
Thats the place to go
Movies drag
Their ending's sag
TV's just a bore
So hit the street
And move and your feat
To the place we all adore
Because...
There's nothing like a show on broadway
Nothing like a broadway show!

MAX:
It's often been said that theatre is dead
The critics repeat it en masse
But the theatres alive
It's gonna survive
Although it's a pain in the a__.
You waited forever,
And finally got tickets,
To get to your seat you gotta cross pickets,
The guy to your right is frightfully tight,
The guy to your left appears to have rickets!
The music's yuck,
And the casting's all wrong!
And when you reach the bathroom the line is 5 miles long.

LEO:
But still there's nothing like a show on broadway.

LEO & MAX:
There's nothing like a broadway show.

MAX:
You swear you'll never go again,
It's simply not worthwile.

LEO:
You make that vow, and then somehow...

LEO & MAX:
...You're back there on the aisle.
That's why there's nothing like a show on broadway.

LEO:
There's nothing like a broadway show.

MAX:
'Till you're in movies!

LEO:
There's nothing like a broadway show.

MAX:
And though it is expensive at a 100 bucks a throw!

LEO & MAX:
there's nothing... like a broadway show!