We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, we're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, but there's no one left at home and I believe I'm gonna rain.

We're so sorry but we haven't heard a thing all day, we're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
but if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring.

Brr-brr...

"We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, but we haven't done a b_____ thing all day.
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert, but the kettle's on the boil and we're so easily called away."

Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky.

Admiral Halsey notified me, he had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea.
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a b___er pie. (b___er pie?!!)
(The b___er wouldn't melt so they put it in the pie, oh all right.)

Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, (get around)
get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, (get around)
get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around.

Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky,
Hands across the water, (water) heads across the sky.

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
107
107.115
Ferdi Tayfur & Sevcan Cesme Lyrics
Alto Voltaje Tempestad Lyrics