Kermit The Frog Kermit The Frog On Weed Lyrics

"Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?"

Hello, Kermit The Frog here and welcome to Sensamilla Street. I'd like to tell you what today's letter is but I am really f___ed up! Hey, hey Big Bird. Do you know what today's letter is?

Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint

Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word

Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!

Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number

Exactly! the number three. Which is how many joints I've smoked today. Kermit.... are ya with me?

mmm... God Im stoned!....

Me too!

[Starts laughing]

[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!

Uh, thank you Elmo, um

How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?

O...K

A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G

Q...K...C...R...C...F

I forgot what we were doing Kramit!

Did you just call umm me Kramit?

Yes I did

Mmm Kramit The Frog here

[Starts giggling]

Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by, the uhh... letter...

Bong

And the number...

God you're messed up

f___ you, the number f___ you

Bye bye

Bye bye kids

"Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to Sensamilla Street?"

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