Goldie Lookin' Chain Nan Jam (feat. Adam's Nan) Lyrics

Adam Hussein - Bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of Columbian homegrown
hahaah you beggar

I've got a number one fan who loves to smoke a nine-bar
It ain't Bob Marley clarts, it's my f___ing grandma
I seen her in fights, protecting the family name
Sparring clarts out 'cos she's the original Hussein

One time the police come knocking, at our door
She hid the f___ing pills 'cos she knows the f___ing score
The pigs started shouting, they couldn't find the blow
So my Nan chucks the p____s out the f___ing window
You see, that's the problem when you smokes too much draw
You forget things like, er we live on the fifteenth floor
They landed in a mess, f___ me that must be sore
My Nan's hard as f___ and she's only eighty-four

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Why were these pigs here making me irate?
I thought back and tried to calculate
That's right mate
Last week she ran from St Addicks and they haven't seen her since
How can you miss a trackie and a f___ing blue rinse
But she had to f___ing leave 'cos she was causing uproar
'cos they caught her banging out s___, loads of f___ing draw

She bought more whizz than she'd ever f___ing need,
So she gave it a way - some to the day care
but most to some f___ed up bloke in a wheelchair
Wally was is name and he looked after Ed,
When my Nan finished with him he was off his head
He didn't f___ing stop so she kept racking them,
Now he's on TV lapping Mika Hakkinen

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Is this gonna be played in TJs?

Back in the day when the glc formed we had no money so my nan got p___ed
I sold her down rizza's for eight pound forty and I bought some draw 'cos I'm f___ing naughty
2 Hats smoked the last off this mad s___,
I better get my Nan back or she'll go f___ing skitz
She's hussein, so like me she's insane,
She'll f___ you up with her f___ing zimmer-frame

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I was in town getting f___ed and off went my phone, it was my neighbour saying there's a disturbance at home
I walks in the place and to my dismay
My Nan got wrecked and thought it was my birthday
She made the cake with c__e instead of flour
And she'd eaten almost half in under a f___ing hour
She does it every now and then
Well perhaps twice a week
So I gives her three valiums to put her to sleep

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