Tenacious D The Greatest Song in the World Tribute Lyrics

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls." (soul)
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

And it saved our b___s,
Because the demon want to kill us ohhh
But he was forced to set us free
By the honor code that demons... have to live by
Cause it's Satan's surprise and it's magic
And it's a mystical disquise
The devil's strong and it's tragic
You are the mystical eyed virgin and you're rocking

[spoken]
Well, needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy-tail,
And the beast was done.

He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
[sung]
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best m____fuckin' song the
greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night -- it didn't actually sound anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, f___! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!