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I'm hungry.

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Mooovie Monday!

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The only cure I know
for the Monday blues is...

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<i>Varsity Blues.</i>

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Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

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Take a seat down there.
Second from the end.

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All right,
everybody here?

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Yes.

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Popcorn, anyone?

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Yes, please!

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Thank you.

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Anyone else?

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No.

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Movie Monday started
with training videos.

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But we went through those
pretty fast.

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Then we watched
a medical video.

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Since then, it's been
half hour installments

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of various movies.

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<i>With the exception of
an episode of Entourage,</i>

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which Michael made us watch
six times.

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<i>Entourage!</i>

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Kevin, would you like to do
the scenes from last week?

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Yes.

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Why him?

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Don't whine.
Get the windows.

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<i>Previously on
Varsity Blues...</i>

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<i>Okay, Billy Bob
got a head injury,</i>

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but coach made him play.

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<i>So then Lance,
he gets sacked.</i>

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<i>And he's out for the year.</i>

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Hello?

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Not everyone approves
of movie Monday.

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I won't say who.

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<i>I don't approve.
I don't.</i>

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Hello?

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Let's go after
that t__le now.

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<i>Let's go, let's go!
Let's go!</i>

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Hi, Jan!

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<i>Hope you brought
the Milk Duds.</i>

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How would a movie

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increase productivity,
Michael?

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How, on earth,
would it do that?

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People work faster after.

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Magically.

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No.

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They have to,
to make up for the time...

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watching the movie.

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No.

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<i>Do I need to hire
a babysitter for you...</i>

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Kitchen.

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<i>Some little 14-year-old girl</i>

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<i>whose job it is...</i>

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Michael is going to
get us all fired.

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You sat back and let him
play that dumb movie

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and now Jan is peeved off.

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And we're all
going to lose our jobs.

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That's not going to happen.

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You know she has it
out for him now.

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That's not his fault.

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He had to
follow his heart.

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Ever since Michael
dumped Jan for Carol,

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Jan's been b____ing out
on him.

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Reject a woman and she will
never let it go.

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One of the many defects
of their kind.

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Also, weak arms.

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Dwight, you should be
running this office.

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Michael would never let me.

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It's not
up to Michael.

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It's Jan's call.
Talk to her.

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I could never do that.

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Fine, sit back
and do nothing

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and let us all
get fired.

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I know that patience
and loyalty are good

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and virtuous traits.

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But sometimes I just think
you need to grow a pair.

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At the Stanford branch,
they all play

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<i>this World War II video game
called Call of Duty.</i>

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And they're all
really into it.

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I'm told it started
as a team building exercise.

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Unfortunately,
I really suck at it.

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Oh.

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We didn't play
many video games in Scranton.

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Instead
we'd do stuff like...

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Uh, Pam and I would sometimes
hum the same

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high pitched note.

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And try to get Dwight
to make an appointme

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with an ear doctor.

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And Pam called it...

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Pretendonitis.

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Hey, Kelly,
my stuff just got here.

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Kelly really likes
to online shop.

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So I felt like I wanted
some new clothes.

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I mean, I just...

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I wanted to...

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I felt like it was time
to maybe, um...

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just get new clothes.

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Okay.

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I love it.

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Really?
I don't know.

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Now, you haven't even
tried it on yet.

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Try it on.

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Not at work.
I'll try it on--

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Fashion show!
Fashion show!

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Fashion show at lunch!

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No.

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Fashion show!
Fashion show!

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Fashion show at lunch!

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<i>Fashion show!
Fashion show!</i>

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Fashion show at lunch!

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Why did you do that?

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I'm just killing Germans
any way I can.

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We're on the German team.

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Shoot the British.

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Wait, are we
playing teams?

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Yeah.

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Wah!

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Gah!

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<i>Hello?</i>

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Is this Jan?

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<i>Who is this?</i>

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This is Dwight Schrute.

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I am calling about
an extremely sensitive matter.

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<i>You should talk to Michael
and he'll talk to me</i>

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<i>and that way we don't have
to speak to each other.</i>

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It's about Michael.

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<i>What about him?</i>

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I can't talk here.
It's too sensitive.

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<i>It's not about
a surprise party, is it?</i>

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No, but we should discuss that
another time.

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<i>Look, I'm already an hour
outside of Scranton, Dwight.</i>

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<i>I am not coming back.</i>

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Pull over at exit 40.

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There is
a Liz Claiborne outlet.

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I know you
like that store.

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Go inside and shop
until I can meet you.

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<i>How do you know
I like that store?</i>

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Many of your blouses
are Claibornes.

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<i>How do you know that?</i>

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It's part of my job.

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<i>No, it's not.
It's officially not.</i>

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Noted.

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* Mm mm mm *

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I'm going to the dentist.

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Okay.

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I have to have
an emergency crown put in.

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Ouchy.

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Yes.

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It's a new dentist.
He's far.

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I might be gone
three hours.

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Three hours, wow.

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Have fun.

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Did you get anything good?

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Yeah.

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New blouse?

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Halter top?
Camisole?

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Teddy?

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I could save the branch.

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Really.

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If you let me run it.

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Okay.

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Okay, I can run it?

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What would you do differently?

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Mostly get rid of waste.

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Which is half
the people there.

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And clean house.

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Right here.
It's all for me.

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Thank you.

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Dwight, you just feel strongly
to speak with me this way

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behind Michael's back.

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And turn on so many
of your co-workers.

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The decision to turn on Michael
was difficult.

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But once I did it,
I didn't look back.

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And mostly I feel that
Michael would approve.

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It's really what's best
for the branch.

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And I could care less
about my co-workers.

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So, here we are.

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It's all on the table.

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I want the branch.

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And I await your decision.

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Oh, by the way...

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There's a new Ann Taylor
outlet store near here.

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I know you like
their earrings.

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Where is it?

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<i>Michael.
Hi.</i>

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<i>I've had a very interesting
conversation</i>

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<i>with one of
your employees.</i>

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Oh, that's nice.

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<i>No, it wasn't.</i>

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<i>Dwight just told me
that he thinks</i>

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<i>he can run the branch
better than you.</i>

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<i>What?
Mm-hmm.</i>

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You were at the dentist?

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<i>You can't have people
undermining you.</i>

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<i>Get control of your branch
immediately.</i>

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Okay.

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What was Dwight thinking?

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That he could turn Jan
against me?

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She's my ex-lover...ishh.

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<i>Wow.</i>

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It's so s__y.

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You look so hot.

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<i>It's really something.</i>

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It's too much.

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<i>What?
I'm gonna return it.</i>

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No, you have to keep it today.

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Just see how you feel.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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You look nice.

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Thanks.

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Isn't that, like,
your third soda today?

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Yeah, I think we can be
a big help to your company.

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Okay, see you next week.
Bye.

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Again?

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Scared?

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<i>Call of Duty!</i>

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Andy, Jim, can I see you
in the conference room

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<i>for a minute?
Now?</i>

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Yes, now.

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Put the game on hold,
everyone.

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This is not working, okay?

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We are getting slaughtered
out there.

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It's the new guy.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
I don't know...

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what we're talking about.

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See what I mean?

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We just need a strategy, okay?

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We're gonna set up a trap
in the gun room.

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<i>All right, Jim,
are you using the MP-40</i>

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<i>or the 44?</i>

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Um, sniper rifle?

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Snipe--
What?

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Are you playing for
the other team?

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You don't snipe
in Carrington, okay?

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Saboteur!

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<i>Saboteur!</i>

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I'm gonna kill you for real.

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The game is over.

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<i>I'm really
going to shoot you.</i>

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<i>Hey, Dwight...
Hey.</i>

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You want an m&m?

242
00:10:05,127 --> 00:10:07,702
No, thanks, I'm stuffed.
No, seriously.

243
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You should have an m&m.
They're really good.

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Okay.

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Good, huh?

246
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So good.

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Hey, I thought you weren't
supposed to eat anything

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for a couple of hours
after you've had

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a crown put in.

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They have this new kind of
quick drying bonding.

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So...

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Sounds like a good dentist.

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Oh, yeah.

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What's his name?

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Crentist.

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Your dentist's name
is Crentist.

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Yeah

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Huh.

259
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,551
Sounds a lot like dentist.

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00:11:10,835 --> 00:11:13,062
Maybe that's why
he became a dentist.

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Let me see your teeth.

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Let me see 'em.

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Let me see 'em.

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Ohh.

265
00:11:32,537 --> 00:11:34,573
You should floss.

266
00:11:34,635 --> 00:11:38,103
I know.

267
00:11:39,905 --> 00:11:40,971
Well then.

268
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:49,572
I'm glad you're okay.

269
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:51,402
Business is like
a jungle.

270
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:54,803
And I am like a tiger.

271
00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:58,771
And Dwight is like
a monkey...

272
00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:02,600
that stabs a tiger
in the back with a stick.

273
00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:05,500
Does the tiger
fire the monkey?

274
00:12:05,578 --> 00:12:08,571
Does the tiger
transfer the monkey

275
00:12:08,636 --> 00:12:11,472
to another branch?

276
00:12:11,535 --> 00:12:14,672
Pun.

277
00:12:14,737 --> 00:12:17,672
There is no way
of knowing what goes on

278
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,471
inside the tiger's head.

279
00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,472
We don't have
the technology.

280
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:28,000
Dwight, can I talk to you
for a second?

281
00:12:34,775 --> 00:12:37,332
Wow, this is tough!

282
00:12:37,406 --> 00:12:38,700
Brrrrr!

283
00:12:38,775 --> 00:12:40,231
What?

284
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:43,402
Oh.

285
00:12:43,477 --> 00:12:45,140
Aaaarg!

286
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,372
What is it?

287
00:12:46,747 --> 00:12:50,230
Well...

288
00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:52,431
I just got off the phone
with Jan.

289
00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:55,502
And, um...

290
00:12:58,608 --> 00:13:00,000
She demoted me.

291
00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:02,272
No.

292
00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:03,502
Yeah.

293
00:13:03,577 --> 00:13:04,991
You know what the craziest
part of this is?

294
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,930
She demoted me
to your job.

295
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:11,200
<i>And she said that you
should be expecting</i>

296
00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:12,401
a call later from corporate.

297
00:13:13,118 --> 00:13:15,282
And that, um...

298
00:13:15,575 --> 00:13:17,431
<i>I guess that means
that you are going to be</i>

299
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,532
<i>acting manager
of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.</i>

300
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,050
I can't believe this news.

301
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,333
That...wow.

302
00:13:24,408 --> 00:13:26,971
Yeah.

303
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:29,331
I told her I didn't know
whether you'd wanna do it.

304
00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:31,902
Because you've always been
so loyal to me.

305
00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:34,871
<i>You've been my most
trusted ally.</i>

306
00:13:34,936 --> 00:13:38,172
You said that?

307
00:13:38,237 --> 00:13:40,902
Yep, I did.

308
00:13:40,976 --> 00:13:43,431
I did.

309
00:13:46,235 --> 00:13:47,931
But I think...

310
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:50,572
you should do it.

311
00:13:51,927 --> 00:13:54,232
Well...

312
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:56,900
Gosh, if you think
I should.

313
00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:58,402
Then I will.

314
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,932
Perfect.
Well, we're settled.

315
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:07,140
All right.
All right.

316
00:14:07,207 --> 00:14:09,291
Well, then you are now
acting manager

317
00:14:09,325 --> 00:14:11,871
of Dunder-Mifflin
Scranton branch.

318
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,821
And I am a__istant
regional manager.

319
00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:15,813
a__istant to
the regional manager.

320
00:14:15,858 --> 00:14:17,772
Thank you, Michael,
for staying on.

321
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:18,803
I really appreciate it.

322
00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:21,300
Hey, hey.

323
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,393
I can't imagine this place
without you.

324
00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:26,972
Can you?

325
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:30,000
That's so nice.

326
00:14:32,877 --> 00:14:34,772
Well, um...

327
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:36,403
I guess we should
go tell the troops.

328
00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:40,332
Yeah, when I'm ready, Mike.

329
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:41,673
Okay, let's do it.

330
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:49,021
Hey. Hi, hello.

331
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,792
Everybody, I have
some good news.

332
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,522
And I have
some bad news.

333
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:58,122
I am being replaced
as your leader by Dwight.

334
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,182
You're kidding.

335
00:14:59,226 --> 00:15:01,292
You might think
that I am kidding

336
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,061
and I understand that.

337
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,870
Congratulations, Dwight.

338
00:15:04,926 --> 00:15:06,260
Thank you, Angela.

339
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,463
But why Dwight?

340
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:12,563
Because Dwight never lies.

341
00:15:12,598 --> 00:15:14,681
How does that qualify him
to run a branch?

342
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,313
Because that's all it takes.

343
00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:18,392
<i>Okay, Dwight,
would you like to</i>

344
00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:21,882
say a few words
to everybody about loyalty?

345
00:15:21,957 --> 00:15:23,292
Thank you, Michael.

346
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:25,351
I just wanna say
to the few of you

347
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:27,380
who will remain
under my employ,

348
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,202
<i>that I intend to lead you
into the black</i>

349
00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:31,713
with ferocity.

350
00:15:31,745 --> 00:15:33,962
Michael, what will you do?

351
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:34,583
Oh, I'll be fine.

352
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:36,143
<i>Do you have any savings?</i>

353
00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:37,583
No, no, I don't.

354
00:15:37,648 --> 00:15:39,513
Michael, you might
lose your condo.

355
00:15:39,545 --> 00:15:40,943
<i>I won't.</i>

356
00:15:40,966 --> 00:15:41,630
I won't.

357
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,511
I have this
little vacuum cleaner

358
00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:44,412
that's broken.

359
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,000
If Dwight doesn't
work out,

360
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:47,520
maybe that could be manager.

361
00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:49,610
Maybe I'll quit.

362
00:15:49,836 --> 00:15:51,241
It's really happening.

363
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:55,040
Yes.

364
00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:57,713
We can
make a difference here.

365
00:15:57,778 --> 00:16:01,941
<i>I will make
a difference here.</i>

366
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,240
You alone?

367
00:16:03,285 --> 00:16:04,841
'Cause I thought together...

368
00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:06,412
Oh, please,
don't be naive.

369
00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:11,770
You can be in charge
of the women.

370
00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:21,340
Look how cute he is.

371
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,612
<i>And he's trying to shoot
with a smoke grenade.</i>

372
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:25,802
I'm sorry, what are you
whispering back there?

373
00:16:25,847 --> 00:16:27,932
Nothing, just concentrate
on turning around.

374
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:28,710
I'm trying.

375
00:16:28,775 --> 00:16:29,571
I just...

376
00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,190
<i>Just tap S then D.</i>

377
00:16:32,048 --> 00:16:32,642
Oh.

378
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:35,581
Any last words? No?
What?

379
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,283
<i>Wow.</i>

380
00:16:43,246 --> 00:16:45,312
Psychopath.

381
00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:52,432
What?

382
00:16:52,465 --> 00:16:54,671
I'm just looking.

383
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:56,410
Please go back
to your desk.

384
00:16:56,477 --> 00:16:58,511
In a minute.

385
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:04,073
Well, I remember why I dress
the way I do at work.

386
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,113
But I'm gonna
keep the clothes.

387
00:17:06,185 --> 00:17:07,410
I mean, it'll just be cool

388
00:17:07,475 --> 00:17:10,872
to have some after work clothes
other than pajamas.

389
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:20,343
Well, I guess it's time...

390
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,041
that I turn over the keys

391
00:17:23,117 --> 00:17:24,813
to the famous Sebring.

392
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,750
No, thank you.

393
00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:27,773
It's a corporate lease,
Dwight.

394
00:17:27,848 --> 00:17:28,911
You've earned it.

395
00:17:28,975 --> 00:17:30,472
<i>No, thanks.
What?</i>

396
00:17:30,548 --> 00:17:32,672
Not my style.

397
00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:36,142
But you said
you liked it.

398
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:37,403
You've always admired it.

399
00:17:38,035 --> 00:17:39,073
That was before.

400
00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:40,242
I'm thinking about
getting something German.

401
00:17:40,288 --> 00:17:41,742
Something with
decent gas mileage.

402
00:17:41,818 --> 00:17:42,683
Plus the convertible

403
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,952
<i>is a ridiculous choice
for this climate.</i>

404
00:17:47,116 --> 00:17:48,510
Take it back.

405
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,013
No.

406
00:17:55,218 --> 00:17:56,440
That's my car.

407
00:17:59,877 --> 00:18:01,681
<i>What did you--
That's my car!</i>

408
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:03,143
Yes.

409
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:05,832
I know, Dwight.
I know.

410
00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,023
I know. I know.

411
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:08,180
You know what?

412
00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:11,092
Jan called me
about your little meeting!

413
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,042
No.

414
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:14,840
I know what you did.

415
00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:16,812
I made the whole thing up,
Dwight.

416
00:18:16,848 --> 00:18:18,701
The Sebring's cool.
Oh, do you?

417
00:18:18,747 --> 00:18:19,902
Do you like the Sebring?

418
00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:20,672
How dare you!

419
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,740
<i>How dare you, Dwight?</i>

420
00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:25,203
Don't fire me.
Please.

421
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,231
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fire you

422
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,073
right here on the spot.

423
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,873
I have excellent
sales numbers!

424
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,511
<i>Not good enough!</i>

425
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,893
I'll do anything!

426
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:33,921
Anything!

427
00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:35,573
<i>I'll do your laundry
for a month!</i>

428
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:39,043
<i>For a year! Michael!
I have a laundry machine.</i>

429
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,143
I'm sorry.
I'll do anything.

430
00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:43,870
<i>Please.</i>

431
00:18:43,947 --> 00:18:45,872
<i>Please.</i>

432
00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:48,920
<i>I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
You can't. You can't.</i>

433
00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,983
<i>But I promise I'll never
betray you again.</i>

434
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:52,993
<i>What can I do, Michael?</i>

435
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,070
<i>What can I do?</i>

436
00:18:55,148 --> 00:18:57,873
What can I do?

437
00:18:57,947 --> 00:19:00,071
What can I do?

438
00:19:00,145 --> 00:19:02,472
<i>What can I do?</i>

439
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,813
<i>You can get up.</i>

440
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,640
Get up.

441
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,143
And you can
hug it out, b____.

442
00:19:23,808 --> 00:19:25,871
Hug it out, b____.

443
00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,643
That is what men
say to each other

444
00:19:27,715 --> 00:19:29,032
after a fight.

445
00:19:29,078 --> 00:19:30,181
They hug it out.

446
00:19:30,225 --> 00:19:32,080
And in doing so,

447
00:19:32,117 --> 00:19:33,942
they just let it go.

448
00:19:34,018 --> 00:19:35,810
And walk away.

449
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,643
Then they're done.

450
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:41,353
Not a good idea to say that
to a woman, however...

451
00:19:41,408 --> 00:19:43,242
I have found.

452
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,073
Doesn't translate.

453
00:20:17,025 --> 00:20:20,761
Yep, we huged it out.

454
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:24,361
But, it turns out I was a little hangry.

455
00:20:24,485 --> 00:20:28,802
So I felt I needed to punish
him jusl a little bit more.

456
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:32,920
And I make him do my laundry for a year.

457
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:43,920

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