Insane Clown Posse ICP - Santas A Fat Bitch.mp3 Lyrics

Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Slay bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling
(gunshot)
Santa claus suck my b____ drunk as hell
Ringing bells at the malls dancer prancer nixon and cupid
Im a get stupid, ha ha ha,
Eh I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like gimme gimme
I know that hes commin hes commin he must lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the very next day
I see your gettin paid leaden the parade
Im that sniper on the buildin
Listen to my nine go click,
Santas a fat b____
(2x) santa claus is a fat b____
Santa claus is a fat b____
Another year and I aint get s___
Another year I aint get s___ if I hear him land on my roof
Ohh my undertaker Im a bust your a__ in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
Yeah I got somethin to say about st. nick
f___ that hoe he never brought jack s___ no toys, candy canes, j
Just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there aint nuttin in the cupboard
So Ill be quick, quick and brief
All I need for christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few numbers could you help me out
Should of known I guessed Id show not a steak
No kinda gift I didnt get s___ some say
I was bad but that wasnt it its all because,
(2x) santas a fat b____
Santa claus is a fat b____
Santa f___ you cuz your a hoe
Another year and I aint got s___
Another year I aint get s___ if I hear him land on my roof
Im a bust your a__ in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth oh-ho-ho dont go that way
Rudolf thats the ghetto ho-ho those
Boys and girls dont deserve anything
(in background: slay bells ringling jing jing jingle-ling horses, horses,
Horses, horses) santa claus, santa claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But rudolf, he dont bring his slay my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little j
I guess you couldnt fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat a__, eh
All the little rich bays they gettin paid
Countin the toys and ducats they made me?
I got a little half little chunk of dog s___
Im a kill that fat b____ santa claus is a fat b____
He ate too much
Mcdonalds another year and I aint get s___
Mrs. claus is a ho if I hear him land on my roof
Slice that b____ in the big red coat
Im a bust your a__ in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
For the neighborhood
Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature stirring but a f___in rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turkey sure as hell aint no stuffin
All that I paid wished and prayed
That fat m____ f___a would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber b____ but
I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again,and again
Every year I wake up to the same old s___....house there be no sign of the fat b____
(2x) santa claus is a fat b____
Santa claus is a fat b____
(2x) another year and I aint get s___
Another year I aint get s___
If I hear him land on my roof if I hear him land on my roof
Im a bust your a__ in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
(2x) santa claus is a fat b____
Santa claus is a fat b____
Another year and I aint get s___ I aint ge-et shi-it
If I hear him land on my roof ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof
Im a bust your a__ in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth
(record scratching)
Hes got a fuzzy whit beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Hear comes santa claus again.