Mindless Self Indulgence I Hate Jimmy Page (Live) Lyrics

I'm just another little f__got with a problem
f___ing around over someone else's hard-on
I got the b____ with the foul-smelling dj
Suckas gonna reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick c___, I like it!)
Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am I animal, vegetable mineral or (ooh)
I'm a bad a__ tell me i'm a bad a__
I don't need you and i don't need a break
If i wasn't here i'd be out getting laid
Please, please play the whole d___ song
cuz A 2 minute song is just 1 minute and 59 seconds too god d___ long

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Kick us f__gots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bite the future and f___ the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole s___ will never last

I hold the microphone with my b___ now
Who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah, yeah, yeah that could be a real big record
Cause its got the b__p with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals
And fear what might be weird
And all those voices in my head have every right to be there
I aint a girl just cuz i rock the boat
I aint a boy just cuz i rock your world
Bad boy don't you f___ my dolly
I'll kiss my a__ and put a m____fuckin' smile on my face
And i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop
ME!!
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

One day i'm a do the f___ing (ooh)
I'm a screw the f___ing (ooh)
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is
So there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a s___
You say that he's nothing
I said that he's nothing
I make the laws, I be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to f___ yourself
You're so wrong with yo' jive
You don't know me why the hell you gunna gimme this
You so wrong with yo' jive
Now there's some things in life i don't like
And this is what i just did
So i took a big hit of who the f___ gives a s___
Yo not I - I am destined to die now
ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock? (ooh)

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I hate Jimmy Page
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Get those f__gots off the stage
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
f___ the future and bite the past
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My whole s___ will never last

I'll show you how official midgets f___ me up
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me o-o-o-off