When we fall out, I like to go driving in my car,
listen to something ironic and end up in a bar.
Get an earful of s___, from a stranger,
who's got a broken heart.
Weighing out what would be more painful,
staying with your man, or going back to her?

Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
it's a lose, lose situation, for a s___ty little crime.
You can never win with women, it's pointless trying to try.
It's a lose, lose situation, 'til the day you die.

Everybody knows the score,
she'll be crying to the Mother-in-law.
Then I'll be sleeping out with the dog,
must give Inter-Flora a call, a call, a call, a call.

Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
it's a lose, lose situation, for a s___ty little crime.
You can never win with women, it's pointless trying to try.
It' a lose, lose situation 'til the day you die.

Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la,

Then we make up, I'll be walking on eggshells for a day
and I'll clean the house, in the hope that I might get a lay.
I think back to that drunken stranger and something that he said,
"Ya made ya bed, so lie in it. She'll be quiet, when you're dead."

Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
it's a lose, lose situation, for a s___ty little crime.
You can never win with women, it's pointless trying to try.
It's a lose, lose situation, 'til the day you die.
It's a lose, lose situation, 'til the day you die.

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