You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everythingดs in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That b_____ Maryดs lacking a Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boyดs a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up...

Flicking through a little book of s__ tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when she tells sheดs gonna get it
Iดm guessing that sheดd rather just forget i
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasnดt going but she went still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil?

Oh that boyดs a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Werenดt as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem
My love when you dream them up
Oh, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go? Woah.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounded it out
Youดre not coming back again.

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounded it out
Youดre not coming back again.

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Started all the naughty nights with niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everythingดs in order in a black hole
Everything was pretty in the past though
That b_____ Maryดs lacking in tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

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Micki Krause Zehn nackte Friseusen Lyrics
Various Drivin' My Life Away-Eddie Rabbitt Lyrics