Got me the strangest woman
Believe me, this chick's no cinch
But, I really get her goin'
When I whip out my big ten-inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said now stop that jivin'
Now, whip out your big ten-inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues

I,I,I cover her with kisses
And, when we're in a lover's clinch
She gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Well, a band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'
And, liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big ten-inch

Record of a band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loves my big ten-inch
Record of her favorite blues

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