[Intro]
America, hahaha, We love you

How many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful country of ours?
The stripes and the stars for the rights of men who have died for the protect?
The women and men who have broke their necks for the freedem of speech the United States Government has sworn to uphold
Yo, I want everyone to listen to the words of this song
Or so we're told...

I never woulda dreamed in a million years id see
so many m____ f___in people who feel like me
Who share the same views
And the same exact beliefs
Its like a f___in army marchin in back of me
So many lives i touched
So much anger aimed at no perticular direction
Just sprays and sprays
Straight through your radio wavs
It plays and plays
Till it stays stuck in your head
For days and days
who woulda thought standin in this mirror
Bleachin my hair wit some Peroxide
Reachin for a T shirt to wear
That i would catipult to the fore-front of rap like this
How can i predict my words
And have an impact like this
I musta struck a chord wit somebody up in the office
Cuz congress keeps tellin me
I aint causin nuttin but problems
And now they sayin im in trouble wit the government
Im lovin it
I shovelled s___ all my life
And now im dumpin it on

[Chorus]
WHITE AMERICA
I could be one of ur kids
WHITE AMERICA
Little erik looks just like this
WHITE AMERICA
Erica loves my s___
I got to TRL
Look how many hugs i get

Look at these eyes baby blue baby just like urself
If they were brown
Shady knew shady sits on the shelf
But Shadys cute
Shady knew Shady's dimples would help
Make ladies swoon baby
(ooo baby)
Look at myself!
Lets do the math
If i was black i woulda sold half
I aint have to graduate
From Lincoln High School to know that
But i can rap so f___ school
Im too cool to go back
Gimme the mic
Show me where the f___in studio's at
When i was underground
No one gave a f___ i was white
No lables wanted to sign me
Almost gave up, i was like "f___ it"
Until i met Dre
The only one who looked past
Gave me a chance
And i lit a fire up under his a__
Helped him get back to the top
Every fan black that i got
Was probly his
In exchange for every white fan that he's got
Like d___ we just swapped
Sittin back look at this s___ wow
Im like "Does this skin work for my benifit now?"

[Chorus ]

See the problem is i speak to suberban kids
Who otherwise
Woulda never knew these words exist
These moms probly woulda never gave 2 squirts of p___
Till i created so much m____ f___in turbulence
Straight out the tube right into ya livin rooms i came
And kids Flipped
When they found out i was produced by Dre
Thats all it took
And they were instantly hooked right in
And they connected wit me too cuz i looked like them
Searchin wit a fine toothed comb
Its like this rope waitin to choke
Tightenin around my throat
Watchin me while i write this like "I dont like this, NO!"
All i hear is
Sponsors workin round the clock
To try to stop my concerts early
Surely hip hop is never a problem
In Harlem only In Boston
After it bothered ya fathers
of daughters startin to blossom
Now im catchin the flack from these activists
When they raggin
Actin like im the 1st rapper to smack a b____ and say f__got
s___
Just look at me like im ya closest pal
A poster child
the m____ f___in spokesman now!

[Chorus]

[Outro]
So to the parents of America
I am the damager aimed at little Erica
To attack her character
The ring leader of the circus of worthless p___s
Sent to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress
And p___ on the lawns of the whitehouse
To burn the casket and replace it with a parental advisory sticker
To spit liquor in the faces of this democracy of hipocracy
f___ you Ms Cheeney
f___ you Tipper Gore
f___ you with the free-este of s___e this divided state of embarrasment will allow me to have
f___ You

Hahaha! im just playin america, you know i love you

Intro:

[Dr Dre]
Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.
[Eminem]
[Dr Dre]
To the rap mobile, let's go!
[Lady]
Marshall!
Marshall!
[Eminem]
b____es and Gentleman!
It's showtime!
Hurry, hurry step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is...
[Lady]
Marshall!
[Eminem]
You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now
So without futher ado, I bring to you...
[Lady]
Marshall!

Your bout to witness hip hop in its
Most purest, more rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist,
Chip off the old block good but old doc is back!
Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin
Oh god, sadam's got his own laden
With his on private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pairs, plums,syringes
unn unnn, Yeah, here I come
I'm inches away from you, dear fear none,
Hip hop is in a state of 911, so

]Chorus 2x]

Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the s___ down
On these clowns. Can i get a witness?

[Dr Dre]
Hell Yeah

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform mirracles
Gee willikers, Dre holy bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
When I'm gone. Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So, skip to your lou, while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it, but still everyone knows the s___
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated
On in eighty songs and
exaggerate it all So much,
they make it all up
There's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you rapping and you know what for
The show must go on, so I'd like to welcome ya'll
To Marshall and Andre's carnival
C'mon, now!

[Chorus 2x]

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo,
Two old friends, why panic,
You allready who's is fully capable, the two capped heroes
Dial straight down the center eight-zero-zero
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton, played career russian roulett
And you never even seen me blink or get to busting a sweat,
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see a MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats, and be so breezy
Jesus, how can s___ be so easy
How can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these beats, MC's dont see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
Your gonna grieve when we leave, dog, fo sheezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
'Til we grow beards, get weird and disappear into the mountains
Nothing but clowns down here
But we, ain't f___ing around round here
Yo Dre!

[Dr Dre]
What up?
[Eminem]
Can I get a hell? hell yeah!
[Dr Dre]
Hell Yeah

Now

[Chorus 2x]

Outro:

[ Eminem]
So there you have it folks
[Lady]
Marshall!
[Eminem]
Has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because
[Lady]
Marshall!
[Eminem]
And Andre are here to stay and never go away
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey
[Lady]
Marshall!
[Eminem]
So until next times friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening
[Lady]
Marshall!
[Eminem]
Oh

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have, I´ve been protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs from my wicked rhymes. Look at the times
Sick as the mind of the m_________in´ kid that´s behind
And all this commotion. Emotions run deep as ocean´s explodin´
Tempers flaring from paretrsm just blow 'em off and keep goin´
Not takin´ nothin´ from no one, give ´em hell long as I´m breathin´
Keep kickin´a__ in the mornin´, an´ takin´ names in the evening
Leavin´ wiht the taste of the sourest vinegar in they mouth
See, they can trigger me but they will nerver figure me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now
Ain´t ya mama, I´m a make you look so rificulous now

Chorus 2x

I´m sorry, mama. I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I´m cleaning out my closet

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don´t know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it, I´m a expose it
I´ll take you back to 73 before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin´ CD
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My f__got father must have had his panties up in a bunch
Cuz he split. I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No, I don´t on second thought, I just f___in´ wished he would die
I look at Hailie and I couldn´t even picture leavin´ her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I tried
To make it work eith her at least for Hailis sake
I maybe made some mistakes but I´m only human
But I´m man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest s___ I did was take them bullets out of that gun
Cuz I would have killed ´em, s___ I would have shot Kim an´ them both
It´s my life, I´d like to welcome y´all to The Eminem Show

Chorus 2x

Now I would never dis my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin´
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision withnessin´
Your mama poppin´ prescription pills in the kitchen
b____in´ that someone´s always goin´ through her purse and s___s missin´
Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen´s syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn´t ´till I grew up
Now I blew up. It makes you sick to ya stomach, doesn´t it?
Wasn´t it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?
So you could try justify the way you treated me, Ma?
But guess what, you getti´ older now and it´s cold when ya lonley
An´ Nathan´s growin´ up so quick, he´s gonna know that ya phoney
And Hailie´s gettin´ so big now, you should see her, she´s beautyful
But you´ll never see her, she won´t even be at your funeral
(Ha Ha) See what hurts me the most is you won´t admirt that you was wrong
b____, do ya song. Keep tellin´ yourself that you was a mom
But how dare you try to take what you didn´t help me to get
You selfish b____, I hope you f___in´ burn in hell for this s___
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well, guess what, I am dead. Dead to you as could be

People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentleman, introducing the new and improved you know who

Never been the type to bend and budge, the wrong b___on to push, no friend of Bush
I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese. I'm a pitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease
All these people I had to leave in limbo, I'm back now, I've come to release this info
I'll be brief and let me just keep s___ simple, can-a-b____ don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo!
Not even on my radar, so won't you please jump off my d___, lay off and stay off
And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from seance, aw-a-aw-ch-a-aw'

Y'all C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time
Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back
With a plan to ambush this Bush administration, mush the Senate's face in and push this generation
Of kids to stand ans fight for the right to say something you might not like, this white hot light
That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stone unturned
Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there
Oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go to Beirut and do a show there
Yeah you laugh till your m____fuckin a__ gets drafted, while you're at band camp Thinkin' the c___ can't happen
Till you f___ around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping
Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, f___in' a__assins hijackin' amtracks crashin'
All these terror American demands action, next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's a__ askin'
To join the army or what you'll do for their navy. You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen
You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans. I'm twentyeight, they gon' take you 'fore they take me
Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you said Shady
My views ain't changed still inhumane, wait, arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

Verse 3: Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boost me

Nothin' boots me more, or suits me beatifully there's nothin' you can do to me, stab me shoot me
Psychnotic, hypnotic product I got the antibiotic, ain't nobody hotter and so on
And yada yada, gotta talk alotta uhm de la la la la, oochie walla um da dah da dah da but you gotta gotta
Keep movin', there's more music to make, keep makin' new s___, produce hits to break
The monotony, what's gotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennesey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies
On your knees, get you under siege, somebody you would give a lung to be
Hun-ga-ry, like a f___in' younger me, f___ the fee, I can get you jumped for free
Yah buddy, laugh it's funny, I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing
I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y, wow, let's get ready for some intense, serious a__ f___ing!

Outro:

Dr. Dre , wants to square dance with me Nasty Nas, wants to square dance with me X to the Z, wants to square dance with me Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me Cana-b____, won't square dance with me Fan-a-b____, won't square dance with me Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me dirty dozen, wants to square dance with you ------- Yee-Haw!!!

I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier (Laa laa la la la laa)
I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier

Verse 1

Yo...
Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns
Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one
And got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin'
Took the image of a thug, kept s___ appealin'
willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death
never live to regret what I said
when you're me, people just wanna see, if it's true,
if it's you, what you say in your raps, what you do
so they feel, it's part of your obligation to fulfill,
when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real
in confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel
you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed
if you feel it, kill it,
if you conceal it, reveal it
Bein' reasonable will leave you full of bullets,
pull it, squeeze it till it's empty,
tempt me, push me, p____es,
I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...

Chorus

I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much,
they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bones crush or crumble,
I will never slip or stumble
I'm a soldier, These shoulders hold up so much,
they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bones crush or crumble,
I will never stumble

Verse 2

I love p___in' you off, it gets me off,
like my lawyers, when the f___in' judge lets me off
all you m_________as gotta do is set me off
or violate me, and all m_________in' bets be off
I'm a lit fuse, anything I do, b____, is news,
pistol whippin' m_________in' bouncers, six-two,
who needs bullets? Soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets,
an excellent method to get rid of the next bully
And actually better cause instead you murderin',
you can hurt 'em and come back again and kick dirt at 'em
It's like pourin' salt in the wounds, a__ault and get sued,
you can smell the lawsuits as soon as I walk in the room
everybodys halts and stops, calls the cops,
all you see is b____es comin' out their halter tops
runnin' and duckin' out to the Hot Rocks parkin' lot,
you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not cos...
Chorus

Verse 3

I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin' to 'em,
give it back to these d___ critics and sock it to 'em
I'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence,
I spew it, and look how I got you b____es rockin' to it
you m_________as could never do it like I could do it,
don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it
don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest,
I spit the illest s___, ever been dropped to two-inch
so ticky-tock, listen as the sound ticks on the clock
listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a c___
listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen,
you m_________ers know that I'll never be Marshall again
Full of controversy until I retire my jersey,
till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty
and Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me,
and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity I'ma...

Chorus

your Left, your Left, your Left, Right, Left
your Left, your Left, your Left, Right, Left
your Left, your Left, your Left, Right, Left
your Left, your Left, your Left, Right, Left

[Chorus]
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
say goodbye say goodbye to hollywood
Hollywoooood, how do i feel this ??"

i thought i had it all figured out i did
I thought i was tough enuff to stick it out with kim
but i wasnt tough enuff to juggle two things at once
i found myself playin on my knees and cuffs
which shoulda been a reason enuff for me to get my stuff and just leave
how come i couldnt just see this s___ myself its me
nobody coulda seen this s___ i felt
knowin' d___ well she wasn't gonna be there when i fell
to catch me the minute she was seen she just bailed
im standin and swingin on like 30 people by myself
i couldnt even see the millimeter when it fell
turned around saw gary stashin' a heater in his belt
saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
I just sold 2 million records i dont need to go to jail
im not about to lose my freedom over no female
i need to slow down, tryna get my feet on solid ground
so for now

[Chorus]

bury my face in comic books cuz i dont wanna look
and nothing in this world is too much
i swallowed all i could
if I could swallow a bottle of tylonol i would
and hit it for good and say good bye to hollywood
i prolly should cuz these problems are piled all at once
cuz everything that bothers me i got all bottled up
i think im bottoming out but im not about to give up
i gotta get up, thank god i got a little girl
now a responsible father so not alotta good
i beat up my daughter layin in the bottom of the mud
must be in my blood cuz i dont know how to do it
all i know is that I dont want her following in the footsteps
of my dad cuz i hate him so bad
worst feeling i had was growing up to be like this f___in a__
man if you could understand why I am the way that I am
what do I say to my fans when I tell em

[Chorus]

I dont wanna quit
This s___, it feels like this is it
for me to have this much i feel like this is it
this is not a game this fame the real life is ?sick
publicity my a__, consume (or 'can sue') my f___in d___
f___ the guns, im done ill never look at gats
if i scrap, i scrap it, ima never woops some a__
i love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact
that I sacrificed everything I had
i never dreamt i'd get to the level that im at
this is wack, this is more then I ever coulda asked
everywhere I go I had a sweater, hood or mask
what about math? how come I wasnt never good at that
its like the boy in a bubble who never could adapt I'm trapped
if I could go back, I never woulda rapped
i sold my soul to the devil, ill never get it back
i just wanna leave this game with level head intact
imagine going from been no one and seein everything blow up
and all you did was grow up mceein'
its f___in crazy, all I wanted was to give hailly the live i never had
instead im forcing us to leave in ??????????

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Goodbye
Goodbye hollywood
please dont cry for me
When im gone for good
So, goodbye
Goodbye hollywood
please dont cry for me
When I'm gone for good

Intro:

Eminem:

Obie, Yo?

Obie Trice:

I'm sick

Eminem:

d___, you straight dogg?

Obie Trice - B/W Chorus
*Coughing*
b____es
Getting sick

Chorus:

That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
All these b____es on my d___
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how d___s' be getting drips
Falling victim's to this s___
From these b____es on our d___s
f___ing chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no time

Obie Trice:

Yo, I woke up, f___ed up off the liquor I drunk
I hadda bag of tha skunk, one and last night's tunk
p____ residue was on my p____, Denise, from the Cleaners
f___ed me good, you should've seen us
Big booty b____, switch unbearable, french role styling, body like a stallion
Sizing up the figure, while my s___ getting bigger
Debating on to f___ her, do I wanna be a n____
Caressing this b____, plus I'm checking out them t__s
Sipping on that fine s___, I ain't use to buying
I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking ho's money, but that's another story
For surely your p____ on toast, after we toast
Our clothes fell like Bishop and Juice
The womb beater, clean p____ eater, inserting my john
In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
Response I got when I was knocking it
Clocks steading ticking, kinky finger licking
The cannon, seen us at my temple when she moans
I gotta slow down before I c__ soon
And work that n____, like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foaming at the lips, the ones between the hips
Pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my d___ hit the spot though
p____ tighter than conditions of his black folks
Being a vinyl stretched, the last part of s__
I bust a fat a__ nut - then I woke up next
Like, what the f___ is going on here?
This b____ evapourated, p____ and all just picked up and vaccated
And now I'm frustrated cause my d___ was unprotected
And doctor Wesley telling me I ain't really got that s___
f___

Chorus:

Eminem:

Now I don't wanna hit no women when this chicks got it coming
Someone better get this b____ before she gets kicked in the stomach
And she's pregnant, but she's egging me on, begging me to throw her
Off the steps on this porch, my only weapon is force
And I don't wanna resort to violence of any sort
But why's she shoving me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
Wasn't she hugging me four minutes ago at the door?
Man I'm this close to going toe to toe with this w____
What would you do if she was telling you she wants a divorce
She's having another baby in a month and it's yours
And you found it isn't cause this b____ has been visiting
Someone else and sucking his d___ and kissing you on the lips
When you get back to Michigan, Now the plot has thickend 'n worse
Cause you feel like you've been sticking your f___ing d___ in a hurse
So your paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this s___, you've been holding your d___
So you goto the clinic, sweating every minute your in it
Then the doctor comes out looking like Dennis the Menace *hahahaha*
And it's obvious to everyone in the lobby, it's aids
He ain't even gotta to call in you the office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gone get that ho
And when you see her, you're gonna bend her f___ing neck back yo
Cause you love her, you never would've expect that blow
Obie told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don't believe this b____ works at the Cleaner's
Bringing me home diseases swinging from Obie's p____
She's so deceaving, s___ this ho's a genious
She gee'd us

Chorus:

Outro:

Eminem:

"I'm busy!"

Obie Trice:

Yeah, f___ these b____es

Eminem:

f___ em all"

Obie Trice:

Get money

Eminem:

Ha!

Obie Trice:

Shady Records

Eminem:

Woow!

Obie Trice:

Obie Trice
Eminem mother f___er
*Hissing sounds*
New millenium s___
Yeah
Turn this s___ off
Turn this s___ the f___ off

[Obie Trice]
"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..."

[Beat Changes]

[Eminem]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.

[Female Voice]
"Ooooohhhhh!"

[Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...

Verse 1:

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, b__ on your lips
f*ck that c__ on your lips and some on your t__s
And get ready cuz this sh*t's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "f*ck you Debbie!"

Chorus:

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2:

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "b*tch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a__
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so d___ much of my a__ you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus 2x)

Verse 3:

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go t__ for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your a__ kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit b______s,
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed f__ blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the sh*t just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

(Chorus 2x)

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

These ideas are nightmares for white parents
whose worst fear is a child with died hair and who likes earrings
like whatever they say has no bearing
it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing
to see him walking around with his headphones blaring
alone in his own zone, cold in his own paries
he's a problem child, what bothers him all comes out
when he talks about his f___in' dad walkin out
cuz he hates him so bad that he blocks him out
but if he ever saw him again, he'd probably knock him out
his thoughts are whacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back
talkin black, brainwashed from rock and rap
he sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
his stepfather hit him so he socked him back
and broke his nose, this house is a broken home
there's no control, he just lets his emotions go
come on...

[Chorus]
sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me,just for today
maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away

Entertainment is danger, intertwine it with gansters
in the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
only you're unholy, only have one homey
only this gun, lonely, cuz don´t anyone know me
but everybody just feels like they can relate
I guess the world saw a m_________er, they can be great
or they can degrate, or even worse, they can teach hate
its like kids hang on every single statement we make
like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
now how the f___ did this metamorphosis happen?
from standin' on corners and porches just rappin'
to havin' a fortune, no more kissin' a__
but then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
fans turn on you, attorney's all gonna turn it to
to get their hands on every dime you have
they want you to lose your mind every time you mad
so they can try to make you out to look like a loose canon
you need to spew, dont hesitate to produce handguns
thats why these prosecutors wanna convict me
strictly just to get me offa these streets quickly
but all their kids been listening to me religiously
so i'm signing cds while police fingerprint me
they're for the judges daughter, but his grudge is against me
if i'm such a f___in' menace, this s___ doesn't make sense, pete
it's all political, if my music is literal and i'm a criminal,
how the f___ can i raise a little girl?
i couldn't. i wouldn't be fit to
you're full of s___ too, guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!

[Chorus]

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
but can it load a gun for you and c___ it too?
well if it can, then the next time you a__ault a dude
just tell the judge it was my fault, and i'll get sued
see what these kids do, is hear about us toting pistols
and they want to get one, cos they think the s___'s cool
not knowin' we're really just protectin' ourselves
we're entertainers. of course this s___'s affecting our sales
you ignoramous. but music is reflection of self
we just explain it, and then we get our cheques in the mail
it's f___ed up ain't it, how we can come from practically nothin'
to bein' able to have any f___in' thing that we wanted
it's why we sing for these kids that don't have a thing
except for a dream and a f___ing rap magazine
who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
idolise their favourite rappers and know all their songs
or for anyone who's ever been through s___ in their lives
so they sit and they cry at night, wishing they die
so they thrown on a rap record, and they sit and they quiet
with nothin' to do, but we're the f___in' s___ in their eyes
that's why we sieze the moment, and try to freeze it and own it
squeeze it and hold it, 'cos we consider these minutes golden
and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
and we can

[Chorus2x]

[Dina Rae] Mmmmm..
[Marshall] You high baby?
[Dina Rae] Yeahhh
[Marshall] Oh yeah?
[Dina Rae] Talk to me
[Marshall] You want me to tell you somethin?
[Dina Rae] Uh-huh
[Marshall] I know what you want to hear

[Chorus One: Eminem] + (Dina Rae)
I know you want me baby, I think I want you too
(I think I love you baby) I think I love you too
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
I want to grow together, let's let our love unfurl
You know you want me baby, you know I want you too
They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world
(Ooh boy you drive me crazy) b____, you make me earl

[Eminem]
They call me Superman
Leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'm single now
Got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down
in a relationship, save it b____
Babysit? You make me sick
Superman ain't savin s___
Girl you can jump on Shady's d___
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase
I tell a muh'f___in s___ to her face
Play no games, say no names
Ever since I broke up with what's-her-face
I'm a different man, kiss my a__
Kiss my lips, b____ why ask?
Kiss my d___ - get my cash?
I'd rather have you whip my a__
Don't put out, I'll put you out
Won't get out, I'll push you out
Puss blew out, poppin s___
Wouldn't p___ on fire to put you out
Am I too nice, to buy you ice?
b____ if you died, wouldn't buy you life
What you tryin to be my new wife?
What you Mariah? Fly through twice

[Bridge: Eminem]
But I do know one thing though
b____es, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Til then just sit your drunk a__
on that f___in runway ho

[Chorus Two: Eminem]
Cause I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman
Can't be your Superman, your Superman your Superman

[Eminem]
Don't get me wrong - I love these hoes
It's no secret, everybody knows
Yeah we f___ed, b____ so what?
That's about as far as your buddy goes
We'll be friends, I'll call you again
I'll chase you around every bar you attend
Never know what kind of car I'll be in
We'll see how much you'll be partyin then
You don't want that, neither do I
I don't want to flip when I see you with guys
Too much pride, between you and I
Not a jealous man but females lie
But I guess that's just what s___s do
How could it ever be just us two?
I'd never love you enough to trust you
We just met and I just f___ed you

[Bridge]

[Chorus One]

[Eminem]
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed
I hang around big stars all day
I don't see what the big deal is anyway
you're just plain old Marshall to me"
Ooh yea girl run that game
"Hailie Jade? I love that name!
Love that tattoo - what's that say?
Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great"
First off you don't know Marshall
at all so don't grow partial
That's ammo for my a___nal
I'll slap you off that bar stool {*AHH!*}
There goes another lawsuit
Leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whodi
you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can't have
Ooh girl that's too d___ bad
Don't touch what you can't grab
End up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax
and slap you 'til you can't stand
Girl you just blew your chance
Don't mean to ruin your plans

[Bridge]

[Chorus One]

[Chorus Two] - repeat 2X

[Intro]
Yo
I can't sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna f___ing sing
Cos i'm happy
Yeh, i'm happy
HaHa
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out

Some days i sit, staring out the window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes i think theres nothing to live for
I almost break down and cry
Somtimes i think i'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
Why am i here, am i just wasting my time?
But then i see my baby
So friendly i'm not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me

My baby girl (Hailie laughs) keeps gettin' older
I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cos they don't understand me
They just dont see my real side
I act like s___, dont phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive
But then i see my baby
So friendly i'm not crazy
It all makes sense when i look into her eyes

[Chorus]

Yeah and if i could sing, i'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If i could hit the notes, i'd blow something as long as my father
To show her how i feel about her, how proud i am that i got 'er
God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mum didn't *censored*
Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cos there's a lot of s___ i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul,
And just know that i grow colder the older i grow
This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up
Or try to live up to these expectations? Now look,
I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But i got a wife who's determined to make my life living hell
But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that i've wasted are nothing to the tears that ive tasted
So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman
I've taken b______ peoples' backs bent over backwards for this woman
Man, i shoulda seen it comin, why'd i stick my p____ uppin?
Woulda ripped the ??? if i'd seen what she was f___in
But f___ it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that i adore, haley
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
Its like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

[Chorus]

Now its a feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leaning on me
Cos my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
nothing can take her from me

[Outro]
Woow!
I told you, i can't sing.
Oh well, i tried
Hailie, remember when i said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there
Well guess what, daddy's here.
And i ain't goin nowhere baby
I love you (kiss)

(Bizarre)
Music·.Reality·.Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference / But we as entertainers have a responsibility, to these kids· Psyche

(Eminem)
If I, were to die, murdered in cold blood tommorrow, would you feel sorrow, or show love, or would it matter?/Could never be the lead-off batter if there ain't s___ for me to feed off, I'm see-saw battlin'/but there's way too much at stake for me to be fake, there's too much on my plate, I done came way/too far in this game, to turn and walk away, and not say what I got to say/what the f___ you take me for, a joke? You smokin' crack? 'Fore I do that, I'd beg Mariah to take me back/I'll get up 'fore I get down, gun myself in the ground, 'fore I put some wack s___ out/I'm tryin' to smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark, y'all steady tryin' to drown a shark/ain't gon' do nothin' but p___ me off, lid to the can of whip a__, just twist me off/see me leap out, pull a piece out, f___ shootin', I'm just tryin' to knock his teeth out/f___ with me now b____, let's see you freestyle, talk is cheap, m_________er, if you really feelin' froggish, leap/yo Slim, you gon' let him get away with that? He tried to play you, you can't let him skate with that/man I hate this c___, this ain't rap, this is crazy the way we act, when we confuse hip hop/with real life when the music stops

(Swifty)
Ain't no getting' rid of McVeigh, if so you woulda tried, the only way I'm leavin' this b____ is suicide/I have died clinically, arrived ride back at my enemies' crib with Hennessey, got drunk then I finish him/I'm every n____'s favorite arch enemy, physically fitted to be the most dangerous n____ with beef/I spark willingly, with a dillinger in the dark, dilligently, I'm not what you think/I appear to be f___ed up, mentally endangered, I can't stay away from a razor, I just want my face in a paper/I wish a n____ had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres/I'll murder you, I gauge have me turn into a mad man, son of sam b____, I'm surgical/I'm allergic to dyin', you think not, you got b____? We can see how large/when the music stops

(Kon Artis)
I was happy havin' a deal at first, thought money would make me happy, but it only made my pain worse/It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you, dog, and you ain't got nuttin' left but your word and your b____/and you're stressed from the calls of your new friends, beggin' with their hands out, checkin' for your record when it's sellin'/ when it ain't that's the end, no laughs, no friends, no girls, just the gin you drink, till your car spin/you think d___! When you slam into the wall, and you fall out the car and try to crawl with one arm/I'm bout to lose it all, in a pool of alcohol, if my funeral's tomorrow, wonder would they even call/when the music stops

(Von)
Let's see how many of your men loyal, when I pull up lookin' for you with a pistol, sippin' a can of penzoil/I'm revved up, who said what, when lead bust your head just explode with red stuff, I'm handcuffed/tossed in the paddywagon, braggin' about how you shouted, like a coward, bullets devoured you, showered you n____s/If I was you n____s, I'd run while given a chance, understand, I can enhance the spirit of man/Death itself, it can hurt me, just the thought of dyin' alone that really irks me/you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk, be smart and stop tryin' to walk how G's walk before we spark/hug the floor while we playin' tug-of-war with your life, f___ a tour and a mike, I'd rather f___ a w____ with a knife/deliver that s___ that coroner's like, you hype, poppin' s___ in broad daylight, n____ you're a gonner at night/when the music stops

(Proof)
Instigators, turn pits in cages, let loose and bit the neighbors, wrist to razors/y'all don't want war, y'all want talk, in the dark, my dogs all bark like woof!/Proof n____ I'ma wolf, get your whole roof, caved in like reindeer hoofs/stomp the booth, shake, the floor tiles loose, the more y'all breath, s___, the more lose moves/It's Hill Street, this is hardcore blues, put a gun to rap check in all our dues/n____, or make the news, betcha all move, when the uzi pop you better drop, when the music stop

(Bizarre)
Music has changed my life in so many ways, brains confused been f___ed since the fifth grade/LL told me rock the bells, NWA said f___ the police, now I'm in jail/'93 was strictly R&B, f___ed haircut, listenin' to Jodeci/ Michael Jackson who gonna tell me I ain't Mike? a__ cheeks painted white, f___in' Priscilla tonight/Flyin' down Sunset smokin' crack, transvestite in the front, Eddie Murphy in the back/MOP had grimy and gritty, Marilyn Manson, I died my hair blue, and grew some t__ties/Ludacris told me to throw them bows, now I'm in the hospital with a broken nose and a fractured elbow/voices in my head I'm goin' in shock, I'm reachin' for the glock, but the music stops.

Intro
(Dre) Oh, so I'm out the game, huh
(Eminem) Yo Dre, we ridin'?
(Dre) Whatever...
(Eminem) Well I'm wit ya homie
(Dre) Okay, well let's handle the small s___

Verse 1
(Eminem) I was born to brew up storms, stir up s___, kick up dust, cuss till I slur up spit/grew up too quick, went through too much, knew too much s___, corrupt, and I'ma pour it on like syrup, b____/thick 'n rich, sick and twisted, Mr. b___ersworth, Dre told me to milk this s___ for what it's worth/till the cow just tilts and tips and stumbles to earth, and if I fumble a verse, keep going, first take/I make mistakes just keep it, no punches pull, no punches, that's weak s___/fake s___, if I ever take s___ I'll eat s___, wasn't for him, wouldn't be s___

(Dre) Creep with me as we take a little trip down memory lane, been here longer than anyone in the game/and I ain't got to lie about my age, "But what about Jermaine?" f___ Jermaine, he don't belong speakin' mine or Timbaland's name/and don't think I don't read your lil' interviews and see what you're sayin', I'm a giant, and I ain't gotta move/till I'm provoked, when I see you, I'ma step on you and not even know it/you midget, mini-me with a bunch of mini-yous, runnin' round your backyard swimmin' pools/over eighty million records sold, and I ain't have to do it with ten or eleven year olds

Chorus X2
Cus what you say is what you say, say what you say how you say it whenever you sayin' it/just remember how you said it when you was sprayin' it, so who you playin' wit, huh?

Verse 2
(Eminem) Second verse, it gets worse, it gets no better than this, amatuers drink veteran p___/from a dixie cup, if you ever mix me up or confuse me with a Cannabis or Dre with a Dupri/we'll rub it in, every club you're in, we'll have you black balled and make sure you never rap-a-f___in'-gain/Dre ain't havin' it as long as I'm here to play devil's advocate

(Dre) If there was some magic s___ I could wave over the industry, that could save it when I'm gone and buried/to make sure the tradition carries on, I would

(Eminem) If I could only use this power for good, I wouldn't, not even if I could

(Dre) From the hood, and I'm a hornet, and I'ma only sting when I cornered

(Eminem) And I'ma only sucker punch and swing without warning/and swing to knock somebody's f___in' head off, cus I know if they get up, I won't get a chance to let off/another punch, I'm punk rock, no one's punk, don't give a f___, White-Pac, so much s____/when I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mill, or grow up to be Atilla, go nuts and be a killer

(Dre) And I'm, somethin' of a phenom, one puff of the chron, I'm unstoppable, I'm alive and on top again/there's no obstacle that I can't conquer so come along wit us·.Cmon

Chorus X2

Verse 3
(Dre) Now anybody who knows Dre, knows I'm about fast cars and Alize, partyin' all day/but I handled my business, cus it' work before play, don't look for trouble, but I'll serve you gourmet/however you want it, you can have it your way, you f___ my night up, I'ma f___ up your day/bullet with your name, sendin' it your way, that goes for anyone who walks through that doorway/cus this is my s___e, you invade it, live to regret it, and you'll die tryin' to violate it/f___ around, get annihilated, eyes dialated

(Eminem) Like my old lady?/Cus what you say is what you say, sometimes what you mean is two different things, depending on your mood if it swings/think too many things, little hit of Dre's weed, I can do anything, catch a contact and I'm gone/ and I'm back, I speed write and my loose-leaf's my launch pad

(Dre) And I can pull any string, don't have to prove anything/catch a contract on your head, you headed west, talk s___ about Dre, you better get a vest/and invest in something to protect your head and neck

(Eminem) And it's back and forth, all day like Red and Meth, I joke when I say I'm the best, in the booth, but a lot of truth is said in jest/and if I ever do live to be a legend I'ma die a sudden death/five mics in the Source, ain't holdin' my f___in' breath, but I'll suffocate for the respect 'fore I breathe/ to collect a f___in' check

Chorus X2

Outro
(Dre) Watch your f___in' mouth
(Timbaland) Yo this Timbaland. Tell'em I said suck·my d___

Intro:
Cause sometimes you just feel tired.
You feel weak and when you feel weak you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength
and just pull that s___ out of you and get that motivation to not give up
and not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.

B/W Intro:
Go left, go left, go left right left
Go left, go left, go left right left
Go left, go left, go left right left
Go left, go left, go left right left

Verse #1:
Till I collapse I'm spilling these raps long as you feel em
Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killing them
Cause when I am not then I am stop pinning them
And I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem.
Subliminal thoughts when I'm stop sending them women are caught in webs spin and hauk venom
Adrenaline shots of penicillin could not get the illing to stop. Amoxacilin is just not real enough.
The criminal cop killing hip-hop filling minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners.
Your coming with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed you the spirit of god lives in us.
For shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up you pizzles forgot slizzle does not give a f___.

Chorus - NateDogg
Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth.
Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
I'ma rip this s___ till my bone collapse.
Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth.
Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
I'ma rip this s___ till my bone collapse.

Verse #2:
Music is like magic there's a certain feeling you get when your real
and you spit and people are feeling your s___.
This is your moment and every single minute you spend trying to hold onto it
cause you may never get it again.
So while you're in it try to get as much s___ as you can
and when your run is over just admit when its at its end.
Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half this s___ that gets in.
I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in.
It goes, Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outcast, Jada, Kurupt,
Nas and then me. But in this industry I'm the cause of a lot of envy,
so when I'm not put on this list the s___ does not offend me.
That's why you see me walk around like nothing's bothering me.
Even though half you people got a f___en problem with me.
You hate it but you know respect you've got to give me
The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney. Nate hit me.

Chorus - NateDogg

Verse #3:
Soon as a verse starts I eat it at MC's heart
what is he thinking? I'ma not to go against me, smart.
And its absurd how people hang on every word.
I'll probably never get the props I feel I ever deserve
But I'll never be served my spot is forever reserved
If I ever leave earth that would be the death of me first.
Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothing could ever be worse.
That's why I'm clever when I put together every verse
My thoughts are sporadic, I act like I'm an addict
I rap like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers.
But I don't want to go forth and back in constant battles
The fact is I would rather sit back and b__p some rappers.
So this is like a full blown attack I'm launching at them
The track is on some battling raps who want some static
Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
A plaque of platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.

Chorus - NateDogg

Outro:
Eminem & Natedogg Echo:
Until the roof
The roof comes off
Until my legs
give out form underneath me

Eminem:
I will not fall,
I will stand tall,
Feels like no one could beat me

Tv Presenter]
Hello boys and girls
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy?
I'll bet you do
Who's your daddy?

[Hailie]
Daddy, what are you doing?
[Eminem]
Haha
[Eminem & Hailie]
Ok then! everybody, listen up!
[Eminem]
I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?
[Hailie]
Somebody, please help him!
i think my dad gone crazy!

There's no mountain i can't climb
There's no tower too high,
No plane that i can't learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound*
f___in' brain's brawn, and brass b____
I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john's name, on my drag wall
I'm out the closet, i been lying my a__ off
All this time, me and dre been f___ing with hats off

[Dr Dre]
Suck it Marshall

[Eminem]
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this m_________ing b___on and blast off
And launch one of these russians, and that's all
Blow every f___ing thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the c___ off
Hailie, tell 'em baby

Chorus:

[Hailie]
My dad's lost it
[Eminem]
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it
[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
A little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe
[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
Theres nothing you could so or say, that could ever change me
[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!
[Eminem]
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even halie
[Hailie]
I think my dad gone crazy!

It's like my mother always told me
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom*
Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little m_________er
If you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
Er..
f___ that s___, b____, eat a m_________in' d___
Chew on a p____, and lick a million m_________in' c___s for seconds
I'd rather put out a m_________ing gospel record
I'd rather be a p____-whipped b____, eat p____
And have p____-lips glued to my face with a c___-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a h___ by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only f___in one who's normal any more?

[Hailie]
Dad

[Chorus]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd gank my f___in teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by f___in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with s___, every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "b__p n' grind" comes on
More pain inside o' my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin' on ronny's grave,
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And nash briddy musta just stop it
Parents are p___ed, but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater's desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus]

Outro:

[Eminem]
Crazy
[Hailie]
You're funny daddy!

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