John Wayne is big leggy Haysi fantayzee Lyrics

Shotgun - gimme
gimme low down
fun boy - o.k. showdown

Shotgun - gimme
gimme low down
fun boy - o.k. showdown
showdown.
Take me away
he's as big as a ranch.
Take me away
he's as tough as they come. J-J-J-J-J-John wayne
Take me away
he's so long.
Take me away
you know he's never wrong.
J-J-J-J-John Wayne.
He stands so high
it's enough to make any red skin cry.
He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him
'cos he is right - Big Leggy lives. J-J-J-J-T-John wayne.
John Wayne in lovers lane - making whoopee with his squaw.
But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way
It's making his life a bore.
So she says to him - Take off that thing . . .
It's getting right between us.
Now listen honey
I can't do that no even for you
my sweetness.
Now Big John
if that's a fact then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be get the hell out of my tepee.
Now speckled hen
you stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking.
I know a trick we ought to try tune right over - you'll know why.
He stands so high
it's enough to make any red skin cry . . .
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the s___e between him and the sky.
If you wonder why he stands so high . . .
If you wonder why he stands so high . . .
If you wonder why he stands so high . . .
Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away - John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away - John Wayne

He stands so high
it's enough to make any red skin cry '.
Shotgun - gimme
gimme low down fun boy - o.k. showdown