Adam Sandler Funny Songs - Adam Sandler - Peice of Shit Car Lyrics

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Piece of s___ car
I got a piece of s___ car
That f___in pile of s___
Never gets me very far

My cars a big piece of s___
cause the shocks are f___ing shot
And my seatbelts f___ing broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(its a piece of s___)

I cant see through the windshield
cause its got a big f___ing crack
And the interior smells real bad
cause my friend puked in the back
(its a piece of s___)

(piece of s___ car)
Piece of s___ car
(hes got a piece of s___ car)
It sucks royal d___
(that f___in pile of s___)
100% c___
(never gets him very far)
Oh f___ you car

Its got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his a__ too)
And I got no f___in brakes
Im always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it a__hole
(you f___in piece of s___)

(piece of s___ car)
I got piece of s___ car
(he got a piece of s___ car)
Diesel gas sucks my a__
(that f___in pile of s___)
That pile of metal s___
(never gets him very far)

Oh what the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
What the f___ did I do
To get stuck with you
Youre too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But Im too broke to buy something new
Oh f___ me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f___in stalls
And the seat cushions got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the b____
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f___ing coat hanger
(what a pain in his a__)
And if a girlie sees my car
Theres no chance Ill ever bang her
(he never ever gets da p____)
Hey shut up
(piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car

(you got a piece of s___ car)
You piece of s___ car
(piece of s___ car)
Bald f___in tires
(you got a piece of s___ car)
No rearview f___ing mirror
(piece of s___ car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of s___ car)
f___ing rag for a gas cap
(piece of s___ car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of s___ car)
(piece of s___ car)
(you got a piece of s___ car)
(piece of s___ car)
Oh the whole town thinks Im a loser
(you got a piece of s___ car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of s___ car...)