Lee Evans Failure - Lee Evans Lyrics

i'm adequately exceptional
i'm graduately professional
at being mentally deficient.

i'm as shrewd as a sap
with an astute, mental gap
occasionally i can be consistant.

i'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's colour
because there's a heart that beats inside of me.

i'm an educational intellect
quite exceptional in fact, perfect
at being the remedial class, brain-less dunce

i'm a success, at losing
i'm obvious when, confusing
i'm always asked for my opinion... once.

so i'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's cover
because there's a heart that beats inside of me.

i'm a popular hit with the in-crowd
a regular wit to be with and loud
i'm a busy active unsociable recluse

i'm an irresistable... reject
with a forbidible... defect
s__ually i'm a celibate, not in use.

i'm a fool, i'm a flop, i'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's cover
because there's a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of... me.

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