Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
and if you keep messing around I'm going to.
So if your looking for trouble, tell ya' whatcha do,
come over and get the s___t knocked out of you.

Now I have always been a peaceful man,
but I get hostile if you screw with my plans.
Do unto others as you'd like done to you.
Believe me brother, that is the Golden Rule.

I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs,
but I never let go and I pulled out most of their hair.
Now I've mellowed alot since then so it takes two
seconds for me to knock the hell right out of you.

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
and if you keep pushing my b___on I'm going to.
So if your looking for trouble, tell you what you do.
Come over and get some s___t knocked out of you.

Now ladies and Gentlemen I know that David Allan Coe thought he had the perfect country and western song,
but you don't have to talk about drinking or prison or dieing or divorce,
all you have to talk about is the basic, deep down, human emotions that we all feel inside.
Thats why this is the perfect country and western song,
cause I'd love to knock the hell right out of you!

Yes Sir, Right away!

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