GLINDA
Elphie, now that we're friends
I've decided to make you my new project

ELPHABA
You really don't have to do that

GLINDA
I know, that's what makes me so nice

Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
And let's face it, who isn't
Less fortunate than I?

My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need

And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead and yes, indeed, you will be

Popular, you're gonna be popular
I'll teach you the proper poise
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce

I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts
To be popular

I'll help you be popular
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know

So let's start, 'cause you've got
An awfully long way to go

Don't be offended by my frank a___ysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to become a pal
A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser

Not when it comes to popular
I know about popular
And with an a__ist from me
To be who you'll be

Instead of dreary who you were, are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popular...lar
La la la la, we're gonna make you popular

When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of

Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh

They were popular, please
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular like me

Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you
You're beautiful

ELPHABA
I have to go

GLINDA
You're welcome

And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity, oh
La la la la, you'll be popular
Just not quite as popular as me

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