Pat Green Everclear Lyrics

Everyday in lunch and high school,
and all of my senior year,
I'd drink my Coca
Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science, or history.
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.

My junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherry Anne. One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy,
she took it pretty hard.
I took her home and rang
her doorbell left her layin in the yard.

Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat. Whiskey makes me nauseous
tell me who the hell needs that.
If you're thinkin, about drinkin,
then the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant,
it's called Everclear.

I remember my church picnic in the spring of 89'.
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the vine.
When they bowed their heads given grace for the food. hey I pulled out the bottle and I soaked them melons good.
they never knew what hit em, when the potion went to work,
they had grandmas doin back flips,
grandpas lookin up their skirts!
they were singin alleluia and Willie nelson songs.
preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the Baptists have ever thrown.

Tequila dries me out,
and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that.
If you're thinkin, about drinkin, then the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.

When I'm drinkin Everclear I think I'm king of this whole world.
I'm bigger and badder then John Wayne and cooler then Steve Earl.
Until I wake-up, and I'm face down in the hall.
hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall. But I'm kinda sorta thinkin that maybe I met a chick. Cuz there's perfume in the air and there's lipstick on my neck.
And I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was
kind.
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere, they're easy to find.

Tequila dries me out,
and beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that.
If you're thinkin, about drinkin, then the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.