Man: "Will somebody cue that bird?"

Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh yeah). Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on). They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.

There's Speedy Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch.
A heck of a fighter, Makes a heck of a lunch,

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid (That's me)
Of going into battle when the bad guy's invade.
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic lover.
The cat gets down, down with a love-hangover.
Samurai Pizza Cats, they're so bad, they've got more fur than any turtle ever had.

They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese)
Stronger than dirt (Stronger than dirt)
If you step on their tails, then your gonna get hurt. (Don't hurt me)

Samurai Pizza Cats (they're fightin crime)
All over town
3-2-1, Pizza Cats are on the run

The big cheese is a villan, who's lower than low. It's a bit of a shame he lives in Little Tokyo.
We've got our nasty Bad Bird and his nasty Ninja Crows. As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show.
Sit right back, pick up a seat and turn the sound up high, and if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza-pie!

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