Evil Dead Original Off-Broadway Cast Ode To An Accidental Stabbing Lyrics

JAKE:
g______ you woman! You f___ing stabbed me!
g______ you woman! Do I look like a f___ing zombie?

Annie:
It was a mistake! What can I do to prove I am sorry?

Jake:
Well, in the future I'd appreciate it if you could not f___ing stab me!
g______ you woman.

Annie:
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Jake:
You really got me p___ed!

Annie:
Or make you bleed.

Jake:
g______ you woman.

Annie:
I'll make you feel better.

Jake:
This hurts like a son of a b____!

Annie:
Would you like some Pepcid AC?

Jake:
Woman look what you've done! I'm bleeding all over the f___ing room!

Annie:
Then take this cloth and apply pressure to your wound.

Jake:
b____, get me somewhere safe! That thing's still out there in them trees.

Annie:
No one can hurt you here!

Cheryl:
No one but me! Come on, fatty!

Jake:
g______ you woman!

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